If you need a boost this will give you one.
If you’re doing super you get to sit there and say,
” I know, I know “
and feel all superior.
So this is a win-win for us all.
amm
ps
I hijacked this from The London Caricaturist Blog
Alien Observation
Mom, I Don’t Want To Go To School
When I in grade school part of our lessons involved memorizeing poems or math or English lessons.
To this day I can still remember what it felt like to go up to the blackboard and have to recite those lessons in front of the class with the teacher sitting there with his or her green ( and later red ) grade book.
Nah, I wasn’t scared I used to blow it for fun.
Just to see the look on everyone’s face.
Or I’d bust out with a song from School House Rock.
Those were the days.
Bring It On
Nobody on this planet
knows psychological warfare like my
Parents.
When I was a kid and my Parents used to argue
and it was clear no one was giving in
this is how they called a winner.
The first one to convince the other
that they could get to a store
first
and buy me this toy
before the other one
and get it into my hands
WON.
No.
I never did get the toy.
Darn It.
If
Looks COUNT.
Skin color COUNTS.
What sex you are COUNTS.
Your religion COUNTS.
Then
WHY does it feel like
so many of us
DON’T MATTER
Hey! Other Important Stuff Happens
Who cares what Uncle Bill and Auntie Hill
and all the other
Ommpa Loompas did today in the Land of Skulduggery.
They Found Life On Mars
Yay!
The World May Never Know
yeah…and all these years later we STILL don’t know
you Tootsie Pop Cretins.
SEE
That’s why PEZ are my favorite candy.
They are not complicated.
Do you remember this urban legend?
I do.
It’s one of my favorites.
A Tootsie Pop Mystery
( this article snatched from the jaws of the internet )
The Indian on the Tootsie Roll Pop
as told by Larry Rosenblum,
Port Angeles, Washington
There is a legend associated with the wrapper of Tootsie Pop suckers. The story is that if you come across a wrapper with a picture of a boy in an Indian costume shooting an arrow at a star, and you send that wrapper to the company that makes Tootsie Pops, you will receive either a free sucker or a case of suckers.
(It depends on who is telling the story.)
That’s the legend, and this part is for real.
One day I was working at NBC editing a show with the associate director who was also my friend. We were clowning around, and he used his left hand to write a letter to the company that makes Tootsie Pops asking about the story.
He was right-handed, but he used his left hand in an attempt to make the letter look like it came from a little kid. His name is Rick, so he signed the letter “Ricky.”
Tootsie Roll Industries, Inc. sent back a nice letter explaining that the rumor had surfaced over fifty years ago, but nobody knows how or why.
“Our records do not indicate that our company ever sponsored any type of promotion surrounding the Indian, or any other picture on the wrapper,” said the letter, and unfortunately it also said, “There has never been anyone who ever got Tootsie Pops free for sending in wrappers to our company.”
What you do get free is a fairy tale about how an Indian chief was responsible for the invention of Tootsie Pops.
Another wonderful Urban Legend dies.
Geeze.
PEZ fans wouldn’t do something like that to our candy.
However-
Tootsie Pops are fair game.
They brought it on themselves
amm
Say What?
This is a blatant Political Commentary
from
Anita Moscoso
Writer
at
Irregular Bones
on
the
CNN Democratic
This has been a political commentary
by
Anita Moscoso
I.B.
Does Somebody Need A Hug?
I was going to post this for Valentines Day.
But after a few phone calls from some friends and family members
who were not
AMUSED
( the word they were using was way more harsh )
by the game
Click The Color And Not The Word
Okay
I have to stop here…
To be perfectly honest
what they said was that if the weather keeps acting psycho they’re going to tie me up and float me away on the first iceberg ( at this rate I have no doubt one will be passing by soon ) to make it to our Coast for sending them to this game…
and trust me-
the people in my life will make good on this and if they have to they will drag it down here with their bare hands if one promising berg floats close by.
SO
I decided everyone needs a hug.
I won’t be mean anymore….
Click the Gargoyle.
It won’t hurt.
Much.
Louis Black in….
another ” Don’t F*%$ this Up America Moment.”
At the end of this Clip Louis has a darn fine idea for a new electoral system.
I say we go for it.
From ” Red White And Screwed “
Photo from Vintage Resources
Welcome To The Outer Limit
I write a lot about Bruce Campbell and David Tennant– in my opinion ( and this is my blog so…) they are the only two actors worth writing about.
That is until Tom and his Best Buddy the Church of Scientology flew staight into my face and mashed against my skull like a bug on a windshield.
Okay.
This is what I think about Tom Cruise and Scientology.
Tom Cruise- I work near a mental health clinic – they are very discreet and the people who work there are wonderful. They are giving and kind and practical, the well being of their clients are paramount to them.
For the love of all that is good, make an appointment with them. You and that guy who stands on the corner by my bus stop and sings hyms and leaves offerings of food to the Gods Dwell In The Abandon Hotel can go together.
FYI Tom I’ve just noticed that the guys ears are bleeding so make your call them pronto- the clinic guys, not the Gods In The Hotel
And to the Scientology Attorneys who have sent Cease and Desist letters to the websites showing this video…all I can say is Homeland Security, NASA the Pentagon and a local law enforcement agency have been to my blog alone…so bring it on big boys- I will be more then glad to show my support to any provider who shows this clip.
Now here is a link to a news story – there are no pictures of men in black or the Outer Limits or Twilight Zone theme playing in the background- I’m guessing because it wouldn’t fit.
Does anyone know the theme to ” One Flew Over The Cuckoos Nest”?
Click the link below to:
okay I couldn’t resist…here’s the
South Park Take On Scientology.
Irregular Bones 