Listen To Mrs Weiss

“Don’t hit on Hillary, bring us all back, let her do that stuff. Leave her alone, you don’t need to do that, you are higher than that. Bring us up higher than that,” Weiss said with 82 years of experience.
Wilmington , NC. April 28, 2008

 

 

Just The Top 10 Facts Ma’am

Barack Obama will appear on the Late Show with David Letterman on Thursday night to read the Top 10 Surprising Things About Obama.

 Here’s the list:

10. My first act as President will be to stop the fighting between Lauren and Heidi on the Hills.
9. In the Illinois primary, I accidentally voted for Kucinich.

8. When I tell my kids to clean their room I finish with, “I’m Barack Obama and I approved this Message.”

7. Throughout High School I was consistently voted “Barackiest.”

6. Earlier today, I bowled a 39.

5. I have canceled all my appearances the day the Sex and the City movie opens.

4. It’s the birthplace of Fred Astaire (sorry that’s a surprising fact about Omaha).

3. We are tirelessly working to get the endorsement of Kentucky Derby favorite, Colonel John.

2. This has nothing to do with the Top Ten, but what the heck is up with Paula Abdul.

1. I have not slept since October.

 

Friday Eve

I don’t think of Thursday as Thursday anymore

I prefer to think of it as Friday Eve.

And this is how I plan on celebrating:

 It involves David Tennant,  two bags of Jelly Bellys  and Mircrowave Popcorn.

Oh Boy.

 

05/02/2008 The Fires Of Pompeii 8.30/7.30 C Sci Fi 

The Doctor and Donna travel back into ancient history, in the second episode of Russell T Davies’s Bafta Award-winning time-travelling drama. When they arrive in 79AD, however, they discover psychic powers and beasts of stone running riot in the streets of old Pompeii. The time-travellers face their greatest challenge yet – can established history be changed, or must the Doctor let everyone die?

Go HERE to see some highlights from this episode of Doctor Who

 

 

 

 

 

 

Are We There Yet?

 

Last weekend I saw some friends.

They asked about my writing, they complimented me on my recent story they told me how excited they were about the entire ‘writer’s experience’. They went on to ask about mutual friends- when I think back on it they smiled more then I had  ever seen them smile  before.

Two days later they totally betrayed my trust, and the trust of some of our other friends.

I still haven’t gotten over that.

Sometimes the days are just too darn long.

amm

 

 

Once Upon My Time

When I was about Five I wanted to be a Magician- not just any Magician I wanted to be as great as Harry Houdini himself.

I still do.

Sometimes you might set dreams aside.

But you never really give them up, do you?

Ode To A Cat

Sing it with me now…

Oh I’ve got a cat he’s got some skin

that’s what keeps his inside in…

I’ve got a cat with skin uh-huh!

Yes those are lines from a real song.

And if you’re eating or drinking, swallow before you click

 HERE

to check it out-

 Otherwise  you’ll end up with goo all over your screen.

amm

On My Way!

Guess what…it’s soon to be Thursday.

That means we’re going to be one day closer to Friday.

And

that means….

It’s time to visit

The Doctor

Yay!