That’s What I Said

 

Viagra was invented in the town of Merthyr Tydfil, Wales.

“Sphenopalatineganglioneuralgia” is a medical term for ailment known as “brain freeze.”

A recent study showed that as many as 16 million people alive today, about .5% of the population of Earth, are descendants of Genghis Khan.

I Consider the following to be HILARIOUS

Squirrel Wars

 “And lo, God named the Zodiac…”

May 19th

1780 – New England’s Dark Day: A combination of thick smoke and heavy cloud cover causes complete darkness to fall on Eastern Canada and the New England area of the United States at 10:30 A.M

1897 – Oscar Wilde is released from Reading Gaol.

1961 – Venera program: Venera 1 becomes the first man-made object to fly-by another planet by passing Venus (the probe had lost contact with Earth a month earlier and did not send back any data).

1990 – Anita Marie Godfrey and Luis Saul Moscoso were married in Seattle Washington 🙂

 

Yes We Can

Over the weekend my husband ran for a national delegate position for Barack Obama and he got it!

Here’s my husband’s speech ( he actually sang a few lines from a couple of songs and played his guitar ).

I’d like to say how proud I am of him… Luis does great work for our community and I’m grateful he was given this chance to be part of this historical delegation.

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a Delegate’s Speech

 

This land is your land,

This land is my land…

And the times

They are a changin’

 

Good afternoon fellow delegates, alternates and political warriors.  I am LUIS MOSCOSO:  community organizer, union activist and Democratic “CHANGE AGENT!”

 

YOU are the FORCE for CHANGE I’ve been organizing for – and Senator Obama is the LEADER for CHANGE that is so desperately needed now!

 

I am excited to be here with all of you. The ENERGY of INCLUSION that has been set in motion cannot be stopped!  WE are a force to be reckoned with. YOU are the America I’ve always dreamed of.

 

I have been in these battles before – and I’m ready for the FIGHT of OUR LIVES.

 

Let me work with you to take back our country starting in Denver at the Democratic National Convention – then back at home in our Congressional and Legislative Districts and throughout our State.

 

I am Luis Moscoso, # 44

…working to change these times!

Luis was elected along side  Jessica Beckett, Kendal Hamilton, Ron Oshima,  as the 1st Congressional District’s ( Washington State ) national delegates for Barack Obama

Luis Moscoso ( left ) and Tomas Villanueva at the 1/27/07 Washington Democratic Party reorganization. Mr. Villaneuva, a founder and past president of United Farmworkers — and a recent candidate for State Senate — gave the nominating speech for Luis Moscoso’s re-election as State Party Secretary. Ricardo Polintan, State Committee Member from the 47th District, gave the seconding speech.
Meet Luis:

My support of Barack

Obama is consistent with my work as a Democratic progressive activist. Like Obama I

have been and continue to be a community organizer dedicated to grassroots

activism and involvement in every thing I do.

Democratic Activist:

Secretary, Washington State Democrats (2 terms)

Affirmative Action Committee

PCO – MLT 13

SCDCC – Diversity Committee (founder and member)

State Caucus member: Hispanic/Latino; Labor; Progressive; Women’s Federation

2004 WA State Howard Dean Steering Committee

DNC Delegate (2004 Boston)

Union Activist:

32 years in WA Labor Movement (ATU 1576 & WPEA/UFCW 365)

Government Relations Director (legislative/political programs & activities)

Labor/Neighbor Campaign Leadership Team (Snohomish County)

WSLC Political Roundtable

CTW Legislative Political Representative

Community Activist:

Sno. Co. Citizens Committee for Human Rights – Organizer, Community Liaison

NAACP Snohomish County – Founding Member, Executive Committee

Institute for Washington’s Future – President & Board (www.forwashington.org)

Communities of Color Coalition (C3) of Snohomish County – Co-Founder

I have lived my democratic and progressive values since moving to Washington from

Iowa 32 years ago. I have the experience and stamina to stand up for progressive

policies and action in our state and in the Democratic Party that can only happen

with the election of Senator Barack Obama.

 

Please VOTE for me to represent you in Denver!

“Yes we can!” —Senator Obama “¡Si se puede!” —Luis Moscoso

Political, Union & Community Activist!

Performing with

3 Chord Progressives:

“Activism through music!”

Eat Your Heart Out Hillary

Long before Hillary and Michigan and God help us Florida

a woman named Hatshepsut was called Pharaoh.

Snark.

Safety First!

Australian fined for buckling in beer, not child

An Australian man has been fined after buckling in a case of beer with a seat belt but leaving a 5-year-old child to sit on the car’s floor, police said Tuesday.

Constable Wayne Burnett said he was “shocked and appalled” when he pulled over the unregistered car Friday in the central Australian town of Alice Springs.

The 30-can beer case was strapped in between two adults sitting in the back seat of the car. The child was also in back, but on the car’s floor.

“The child was sitting in the lump in the center, unrestrained,” Burnett told reporters Tuesday.

“I haven’t ever seen something like this before,” he said. “This is the first time that the beer has taken priority over a child.”

The driver was fined 750 Australian dollars — about $710 — for driving an unregistered and uninsured vehicle and for failing to ensure a child was wearing a safety belt.

The Doctor is IN

Hey!

Come on back after you watch this episode and let me know what you thought of it.

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05/16/08 The Sontaran Stratagem 8.30 / 7.30 C Sci Fi 

Martha Jones summons the Doctor back to modern-day Earth, but an old enemy lies in wait, as Russell T Davies’s Bafta Award-winning time-travelling drama continues. With the mysterious ATMOS devices spreading across the world, Donna discovers that even her own family is not safe from the alien threat – but is it too late to save them?

Visit The Sontaran Stratagem section here.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Questions to Ponder

 

So many stupid questions, so little time. Just in case you DO have the time, here are a few questions you might take the time to ponder.

Why is “phonics” not spelled the way it sounds?

If quizzes are quizzical then what are tests?

If a word is misspelled in the dictionary, how would we ever know?

If God dropped acid, would he see people?

Why is there an expiration date on sour cream?

Why do we say something is out of whack? What is a whack?

Why isn’t 11 pronounced “onety-one”?

You can be overwhelmed and underwhelmed, but why can’t you be simply whelmed?

Shouldn’t the opposite of shut up be shut down?

If you get cheated by the Better Business Bureau, who do you complain to?

How come there aren’t B batteries?

If you got in a cab and the driver drove backwards, would he end up owing you money?

Why is the word for “a fear of long words,” hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia, so long?

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Why do they call it a TV “set” when you only get one?

How do “Do not walk on the grass” signs get there?

If I melt dry ice, can I take a bath without getting wet?

Why is it that night falls but day breaks?

How do you remove a club soda stain?

 

Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?

How come you never hear father-in-law jokes?

When your pet bird sees you reading the newspaper, does he wonder why you’re just sitting there, staring at carpeting?

How do people get discombobulated? Have you ever seen someone who was combobulated?

Who closes the door when the bus driver gets off?

If You Tried

I’ve heard it for years now.

” You could be pretty…if you tried. “

Guess what- I have tried.

Lots of times.

I think I have the right to ‘ not try ‘ anymore.

Shallow Bastards.

I really should do something about the company I keep.