This is what me and Luis saw this morning when we went out to watch the last (Until 2014 ) Lunar Eclipse of the Moon.

As we watched  I realized that from my cat’s grave you could see the Moon from a very interesting perspective through the tree that is over Wolfie’s grave.

These might not be the greatest shots, but this is what I saw- little by litte the Moon was disappearing and directly under it was a cloud bank threatening to put the kibosh on this cool event. Oh NO. Please Baby Jesus I prayed like crazy- don’t make me watch this on a computer!

One of the reasons Coke changed the color of its holiday coke can from white back to the original red was that some people said it made the soda taste different.

So I’m guessing that not only were Coke drinkers feeling betrayed by their favorite Soda company they were severely traumatized too because I have never heard of anything so weird- well, not since I was about six years old and kids thought that certain kinds of shoes could make you run faster.

 I don’t know what kind of special secret ingredient Coke is putting in their soda nowadays but I will give them points for being amusing.

I only have one thing on my Bucket List.

I want to go to Mars.

I want to stand on the surface of Mars, throw my arms up and yell

“HELL YES!”

And then with the eyes of the world upon me I’d give the finger to everyone whoever called me a  weirdo because I wanted to travel to other planets.

 Do you know why I only have that one little thing on my bucket list?

Its simple: Bucket Lists are stupid. Seriously a list of things to do before you DIE?

Like can whoever entertained the idea you could have a to do list to check off after you died? Has anyone ever sat back and said, ” Gee, after I’m dead I’ll have all the free time I want on my hands?”

I write stories about people like that- but you know they’re not real.

So get out there and have fun now, don’t think about the end, sometimes it gets here sooner then we would like.

a.m.

i want it to

!!!SNOW!!!

NOT LATER BUT

!!!!NOW!!!!

!!!I MEAN IT!!!

 

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Remember in ” A Christmas Story ” how Ralphie gets hit in the eye with an icicle?

Do you  know that those things can get you underwater too?

:::This is a great idea:::

LONDON, Dec. 14 (UPI) — Workers in London paid to offer poor Christmas present wrapping services through CrapWrap say customers will get exactly what they expect. Wrapper Kevin Smith said those who decide to pay for the $5.90 holiday service from Firebox.com will receive a gift wrapped with little or no skill so any individual can claim to have wrapped it themselves, The Mail on Sunday reported.

Just in case you’re stuck for something to give to that person who has everything may I suggest…

Fishy Flip Flops!

You don’t even have to wrap them in Christmas paper…you can wrap them in newspaper and make your ” greenie” friends happy- which is exactly what you should be doing over the Christmas Holidays anyway.

ps

found this awesome Christmas song..enjoy

Fat Les – Naughty Christmas

 

I’ve bought the most awesome pair of snowboots EVER.

They are black and white and stylish and according to the tag will keep my tootsies warm in below freezing temperatures.

Of course that means one thing: its NOT going to snow this year again, not so much as a single flake.

You’re Welcome

I suppose. 

( photos from Seattle Snowstorm 1916)

These are for my friends who are stuck somewhere staring into their phones or laptops on their way to somwhere else.

Of course, I am sitting at home scarfing yummy holiday snacks and listening to some cool holiday tunes- but we can’t all be me ( which my Mom will tell you PROVES there is a God ).

So enjoy the ‘toons and be safe where ever you are

amm