Time- It Will Be Relative Baby

Yesterday my husband shows me this flyer that his friend sent him.

Oh wow, says he-

40 years ago to the day- April 6th- the band he was in played this gig.

Oh wow says I-

40 years ago on that same exact day…

 I was four years old 

 No.

I don’t know why he puts up with me either.

Seriously.

I don’t.

flyer1

Dutch Uncle

Dutch Uncle

 

 

 

 

 

 

Secret Ruins

 

morguefile.com

Back when it didn’t matter

I used to travel alone.

And by alone I mean I would go alone  into places like abandoned buildings and deserted towns and falling down houses and if something had happened to me it would have been bye bye Anita because not only did I never bother to tell anyone when I was leaving I certainly didn’t say where it was I was going to.

I still haven’t told anybody where it was exactly I would disappear to, or how I chose those places to visit. I never have sat around told told stories about what I  saw when I got there or how many times I almost fell through floors, or how many times doors slammed behind me and got stuck shut.

I’ve never told anybody how many times I ran out of gas and walked for miles and miles and when cars would slow down and ask me if I needed help I would look the other way and keep walking.

I never told anyone what I saw in those windows at the Green House in that town where the cemetery was behind a school.

It’s been a secret of mine for a very long time.

And I do believe I’ll keep it that way.

morguefile.com

 

 

 

the dead kid’s dog

kids

When I was a kid my Grandfather- who- once he adopted a dog, could make it so that for that dog nothing in the world existed except for the two of them. I mean, it’s not like his dogs weren’t friendly- you could just sort of tell that they looked through people but they always looked at my Grandfather.

So my Grandfather would tell these great stories about his Dogs and there is one I’ve been thinking about a lot recently because you can’t turn on the TV or pick up a paper and see that the economy has tanked.

My Grandfather told me that his family once owned a German Sheppard, it was smart- spooky smart. It could get into the house through open windows, it would show up at my Grandfather’s school or my Great Grandfather’s workplace and just be sitting there at the door.

Waiting.

He told me the dog could crawl along the floor and that it did a lot of other moves that I guess you’d see in trained attack dogs or police dogs but this dog wasn’t aggressive at all.

I asked him where they got this dog and he would say ‘ Oh around’ or he would just tell me he didn’t want to talk about it.

But once my Grandfather and his Sister were doing some serious downing  of their  Christmas booze so I knew if if I was ever going to learn about this dog now was the time.

 I asked about the dog- who they named Tippy for some weird reason- I’ve seen pictures of this dog. Cujo would have been more fitting.

Where did they get it?

My Grandfather said:

” It belonged to this family, you know it was during the depression and the man, well, times were bad. Just bad. He was in a bad, bad way. They were losing everything. So he killed his wife and his kids and then he shot himself. The dog was their dog.”

And then I remember my Grandfather’s sister told me, ” it wasn’t unheard of, for things like that to happen back then.”

So now days I’m thinking now more about the  Dead Kid’s Dog, that story from a long time ago- and I hope that story stays back there in the past and that I don’t turn on the news or pick up a paper and read…

kids

 

Dance Like No One Is Watching You

It’s Friday…and if you don’t know what to do with yourself may I suggest you follow the words of a very wise person?

Okay.

Here they are:

You jump in the saddle
Hold on to de bridle!

His Name’s Not Ace- It’s Duff

duff

This is Chef Duff.

He owns a bakery called Charm City Cakes ( they’ve got a show on the Food Network called “Ace of Cakes”), he’s a rock musician, a sculptor and for his birthday his staff made him a cake in the shape of a giant meatball.

It had a fork sticking out of the top.

If you haven’t seen Ace of Cakes- ,  I feel sorry for you. Do you know in one episode the Charm City Cakes staff made a cake in the shape of a Shark Ray?

Sweet Pea the Shark Ray's 3rd Birthday
Sweet Pea the Shark Ray’s 3rd Birthday

Oh …any baker could do that you say.

And I’d say- well maybe- but how many Bakers would deliver the cake to the aquarium and then get into the tank and swim with the real shark?

In fact…a tank full of sharks?

Yeah.

That’s what I thought.

Now, check it out ACE OF CAKES (tv site)

Until you see this show it’s possible your life will lack meaning.

So for heavens sake watch it!

!WATCH IT NOW! ( link to video clips from the show )

CHARM CITY CAKES (bakery site)

HERE

aceofcakecrew2_2009_lg

Get’cher Sanity Here

 

I was going to write about something serious, something meaningful something that would demonstrate that I’m paying attention to the world around me.

So I vowed:

No silly posts about food or boogers or how NASA should put me in charge of naming asteroids and planets because I’m good at that sort of thing. No joke posts or stories about my friends who call me up and demand I post stuff about David Tennant and no snarky stories that I write about my other friends who want me to stop writing about David Tennant ( killjoys- good think I like you or nobody else probably would ) .

And today I absoulutely refused to do a story about decomposing bodies or the things we get buried with that don’t decompose just because I think stories like that are just super funny.

But then I sneezed and  heard this popping sound in my ears and my head cleared

and Sanity returned.

Man.

That was close.

Now.

Here’s some artwork for you to enjoy:

hamsternator

Mental Health Monday

morguefile.com

Today I was standing around talking with some friends who work with the public and they pointed out that they don’t think people do crazy things when the moon is full- like the legends say.

They think people act crazier when it rains.

morguefile.com

What did I think one of them asked-

and I said

-well, it’s  was starting to rain so let’s see how it goes-

and then seemingly from nowhere I asked them  if they knew

breast implants don’t really decompose and knowing that, you’ve got to  wonder how many moldering corpses have perky breasts.

Boy.

 I hope it keeps raining because I have a lot more where that one came from.

she20devila.m.

You Lil’ Vixen You

 Remember  back in the day when Music Videos were all about video vixens with big hair rolling all over the hoods of sports cars?

We’ve come along way since then.

Meet

Mr. David Tennant

I don’t know what the acting thing holds for him

but he’d make one heck of a great Video Vixen.

a.m.

onstage

Comic Relief: Franz Ferdinand performing their newest single ‘No You Girls’. David Tennant gives them a little bit of help. Donate and help fight poverty at Donate to Comic Relief at http://www.bbc.co.uk/rednoseday/

tie1

 

Goodbye Mom, Goodbye Pop-Murder By Greed

morguefile.com

Politics aside, real people are being affected by the economy- I don’t care what you may think of President Obama or that Chuckle- Head Bush-. Ronnie Ray’s song is a snapshot of what we are all are facing out there. 

And high time we hear those stories because there are precious few of them out being told… the Media and even Bloggers who I read and thought would be all over the story about Americans in distress don’t seem to go there- I wonder why?

So thank you again Ronnie Ray for stepping forward

… and hey Ronnie Ray !

What was it like to talk to CNN?

from Ronnie Ray’s intro on Youtube:

I wrote this song today with all that’s going on, and as we all watch a part of Americana die. This is my take on it all. Murder by Greed

Play This Loud

I used to think this song was pretty neat.

And then I heard this version and I  knew then that it was the most amazing song EVER-

MISFITS