A Short Trip

 

  I Think This Is Funny

This Is My Favorite Color

 

This song makes me want to roller skate up and down my street and egg people’s houses.

Even the ones I like.

2010

I ‘ve  got two goals for this 2010
1.  I’m going to try to have a little less fun
2. I’m going to work harder on my writing.
Oh. Who am I fooling.
I’m 45, I look 45 and all of those diet and cosmetic surgery ads you see on the sides of buses- those are aimed at women like me.
Fun. Oh. Right.
So really, all I have is one goal for 2010- and that goal is to work and improve my writing.
I think that over the years I have learned that I can write and hope that somewhere someone who matters in the world of publishing will notice me- which to be- realistic I am not exactly the type of person you would notice in a crowd ( that particular part of my lack of presence worked for me when I was  Mortician’s  Apprentice- so you know I that wouldn’t find that a total negative) so who oh why that should change because I tell stories?
Well I think that what it comes down to is doing what you do well- that you should be so sure of your skills and happy with what you can produce at the end of the day that it doesn’t matter what other people think of what you do.
Besides I’ve learned, via the world of Politics, that results count.
That’s right, make your own results.
Nobody can make you talented and nobody can make you suck, but you can start and finish a story, or a play or that cookbook you’ve always dreamed of putting out there.
Just get something, or lots of somethings finished.
And that leads me to the subject of shameless self promotion.
I’m all for it.
The world that the internets has opened to writers and story tellers now days is huge. You need to make it your business to understand it. 
Look at what Independent filmmakers can do- Musicians are doing the same – they creating, funding and promoting their own work, so why are writers showing up at Publishing Houses like some pathetic orphan with a begging bowl in their hands begging for ‘more’?
Well, that’s what I’ve decided to do with my New Year.
And you?

Fail Is In The Mind Of The Beholder

I can’t help it, I think this is funny.

Not only that, had I been the one taking the test, I probably would have said the same thing just for the fun of it.

 

fail owned pwned pictures
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The Ghost In Skinny Jeans

Video of David Tennant on Catherine Tate’s Christmas Show (December 25th, 2009)- and he wears skinny jeans.

Nuff said.

:::photos from David Tennant/The Site:::

I Suppose…..

 

I COULD do  a review of the End of the Time Pt 1 ( which was pretty freaking AWESOME )

But  based on the e-mails and stat reports I’m getting no one is reading a WORD I’ve written about David Tennant or Doctor Who – (which to be honest I only put words under those pictures so I won’t feel like a total desperate Cougar ) 

 It really has dawned on me that a lot of people are just on the interwebs looking for David Tennant pictures.

And the writer in me, the guitarist that I was are perfectly willing to give the public what it wants- its sort of in my blood to do that.

So here you are, my favorite David Tennant Pictures.

You are welcome.

a.m.m.

David on Graham Norton

David On Himself...(Thanx To The Sisters Of Pevitude for The Sharing )

David On A Couch

David On Looking Good

David On Casanova:

Forgive Me For I Have Sinned….Again….

There you go my friends.

Enjoy

And The Pony You Rode In On

This is how FAIL blog responded to a letter that Guiness World Records legal department sent them .

It’s just a gem and as a writer it reminds me that sometimes sticking to your guns when you decided to put something out there can be very hard work –

yet it can be oodles of fun too.

EDITOR’S NOTE: This post is in response to an email FAIL Blog received from an attorney representing Guinness World Records Limited.

Dear Sir/Madam,

Thanks for writing us an email regarding the “Record Breaking Fail”. Unfortunately, douchebaggy cyber-bullying emails will only bring upon you more shame on your house. I am also resisting the urge to write this email in ALL CAPS.

I believe it is the duty of FAIL Blog(TM) to call out organizations when they encourage the public to do such things as “Break the record” for the “Most Individuals Killed In A Terrorist Act”. We firmly believe that our publication of your fail is protected under the concepts of fair use, commentary and non-trademark use. Please RTFM and we welcome you to teh interwebs.

Since we at FAIL Blog(TM) don’t have a legal defense department, we have complied with your request to remove the trademarked term and logo from the original image. We have used the “naughty bits filter” on the image to secure your naughty, naughty, trademark assertions. However, we have posted your email so that our audience can see why we had to remove the name of the failer from the image. I hope that this is the outcome you have expected as now NO ONE WILL EVER KNOW THAT GUINNESS WORLD RECORDS LIMITED HAS FAILED.

The full legal response can be read here: icanhaz.com/legalresponse

Cheers,
FAIL Blog

P.S.: This is what we think of your letter.

Guinness Legal Notice on FAIL Blog
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I Will NOT Die

 Doctor Who: The End of Time, Part Two – Exclusive Scene!

New Year’s Day, 6.40pm on BBC One.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/doctorwho
The Doctor faces the end of his life as the Master’s plans hurtle out of control. With the sound of drums growing louder, and an ancient trap closing around the Earth, the Doctor and Wilf must fight alone. But sacrifices must be made, and the deadly prophecy warns: “He will knock four times.”

Ahoy! Merry Christmas!

Photo: A.M. Moscoso

 My Pirate Christmas Tree.

Photo: A.M. Moscoso
My Pirate Flag…with Bows…so it’s now a Christmas Pirate Flag.
I know.
 
It’s brilliant.

Photo: A.M. Moscoso

You can  just keep those silly angels and snowflakes on the top of  your tree.
My tree Topper was a Skeleton Pirate.
I know.
I know.
It IS pretty awesome.

Photo of Micey by A.M. Moscoso

 This is Micey.

He tried to eat one of my Pirates.

He also tried to run off with the tree.

Twice.

Photo of Carl Kolchak By: A.M. Moscoso

Carl Kolchak wishes you

A Very Pirate Christmas.

 

 

December 24, 2009

Fun stuff to do when you SHOULD be getting ready for Christmas Day.

 Let’s face it

if you’re not ready for the day  by now at least  you’ll have something to do until people figure out you’re a total slacker and chase your lazy backside up a chimney.

 Haka are performed for various reasons: for amusement, as a hearty welcome to distinguished guests, or to acknowledge great achievements or occasions– like Christmas Eve

Don’t forget to check out

NORAD

Tracks Santa.

A few years ago I sent this link to some of my friemds, who are Anti-War and they sent me hate mail about it.

I wish I were kidding but I am not.

So every year I plug this site.

Ho, Ho, Ho

And because it’s my blog and I can…

here is list of David Tennant Movie Quotes I found at

Sisters of Pervitude

Sisters is a David Tennant Fan Blog with a religious theme.

Yes.

Yes I am serious.

:::Here are the quotes:::

1. “The longer between eruptions, the bigger the force when it finally pops”

2. “Always take a banana to a party”

3. “You’re a scary lady, Alison”

4. “Talented people turn me on. What a woman looks like means nothing to me – I’m only looking at the twinkle of their soul”

5. “To be or not to be (a total shagmeister)”

6 “There I was … a head full of facts and britches full of desire

That’s it for now.

So go out there and have a little fun…even if you have to do it stuck in a chimney.

IT’S CHRISTMAS EVE AFTER ALL!