Straight Talk Express Via Come To Jesus Way

I’ve seen some PUMATARD blogs where they are claiming John McCain wants to extend an Olive Branch to women by tapping a female Governor with a passport that was issued in 2007 as his VP- I just can’t let that go by…so here it is in pictures and little bitty easy to understand words:

Pumatards- you know these guys, right?

That’s Gampy Insane on the left and Devil’s Spew Rove on the right

and they are not doing this:

by handing you her:

They’re only handing you

This

because they can’t put this:

on the campaign trail with John McCain

Good Talk.

Now take some Midol and Chill out.

a.m.

It’s 3AM And The Phone Is Ringing…

Yesterday I surfed ALL of the cable news shows because after years of watching the Press go into  Whore Mode for the White House, for having to sit through  “News Stories” concerning Britney Spears Mental Health Issues and for the endless stories concerning anorexic starlets and stories about  crotch shots

 after all of that

I could sit back on my couch with my can of Pringles and a Wine Cooler and see one ‘news source’ after another go into meltdown mode because the Obama Campaign did to them what they have been doing to the public for ‘lo these many years.

THEY SCREWED THE PRESS.

Instead of sitting around a desk with a smarmy smile because they have ‘sources’ feeding them their stories and let’s face it, if someone else is doing the work you’re not going to be breaking a sweat are you?

Anyway.

 This time the press actually had to work for a story.

And let’s see what did they come up with?

Oh yeah.

Nothing.

I took a mean sense of pleasure from listening to one talking head after another end every comment they made with a nervous, ” but we don’t know…”

Boy did they look ticked off.

Oh here, I have to wipe this little tear of joy out of my eye.

Now.

I ask you.

 Who was there to answer the call at 3:00?

Uh.

We did…you know…

We The People.

Not Tonight Sweetie…

Last week some chuckle-head blogger who said Rachael Ray was throwing secret signs to terrorists distracted me from celebrating Friday.

Friday aka David Tennant Day- which is pretty much a religious holiday here at The Bones- was put on hold because sometimes chuckle-heads and chowder-brains just need to be dealt with.

But today…let me say with determination and conviction…

Ladies and Gentlemen

THE DOCTOR IS IN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

and Friday’s Episode of Doctor Who looks like the reason why TV’s were invented.

YES

I believe that.

6/13/08 The Unicorn And The Wasp 8.30 / 7.30 Sci Fi 

In 1926, Agatha Christie disappeared for 10 days. Was it amnesia? A nervous breakdown? Or a Giant Alien Wasp..? As Russell T Davies’s Bafta Award-winning time-travelling drama continues, the Doctor and Donna join forces with the world’s most famous crime novelist to encounter a body in the library, poisoned cocktails and a Vespiform seeking revenge.

 

Visit The Unicorn And The Wasp

Have a great Friday you all.

Fox ‘News Journalist’ Jokes About Assasination and Obama

FOX News Journalist Liz Trotta said on FAUX new this morning that  “some are reading that somebody knock off Osama ( laughs ) er Obama er both if WE could…”

Gee.

I wonder when Secret Service will be calling on Ms Trotta to explain her little joke and maybe they’ll ask her who the ‘we’ she is referring to is.

Charlie!

Charlie is a baby.

 A Baby Who Bites.

And he has a great laugh.

God I love Youtube

 

Bruce, Bruce, Bruce

My Name is Bruce

Theatrical Release: October, 2008

Is that a perfect release date or what?

Bruce Campbell

You are my hero.

Except for on Friday Nights.

That’s Doctor Who night.

Sorry guy.

xoxox

anita marie

Visit Bruce’s New and Improved Website

HERE

Thank You Baby Jesus!

Today I learned that at one time those giant candy bars that they used to sell in movie theatres were considered nutritious,- WHOA– am I glad to hear that!