Winter Wonderland Fail

One of the reasons Coke changed the color of its holiday coke can from white back to the original red was that some people said it made the soda taste different.

So I’m guessing that not only were Coke drinkers feeling betrayed by their favorite Soda company they were severely traumatized too because I have never heard of anything so weird- well, not since I was about six years old and kids thought that certain kinds of shoes could make you run faster.

 I don’t know what kind of special secret ingredient Coke is putting in their soda nowadays but I will give them points for being amusing.

Seriously, A Bucket List?

Comic: Natalie Dee

I only have one thing on my Bucket List.

I want to go to Mars.

I want to stand on the surface of Mars, throw my arms up and yell

“HELL YES!”

And then with the eyes of the world upon me I’d give the finger to everyone whoever called me a  weirdo because I wanted to travel to other planets.

Comic By Natalie Dee

 Do you know why I only have that one little thing on my bucket list?

Its simple: Bucket Lists are stupid. Seriously a list of things to do before you DIE?

Like can whoever entertained the idea you could have a to do list to check off after you died? Has anyone ever sat back and said, ” Gee, after I’m dead I’ll have all the free time I want on my hands?”

I write stories about people like that- but you know they’re not real.

So get out there and have fun now, don’t think about the end, sometimes it gets here sooner then we would like.

a.m.