In an Irregular World
That Surrounds Us
Why Do Some Of Us
Turn Away From The Reality It Offers?
When I was a kid one of the first stories I learned to tell was the one about the infamous ” Bloody Finger “
Its about this lady that can hear a voice from outside and its saying:
“I have the bloody finger…I have the bloody finger.”
Finally at the end of story, this old lady is mad with fear, she’s hiding in her dark living room with an axe- she gets up from behind this couch where she has been hiding the entire time when door swings open and standing there is this kid with a cut finger and he says
” I have a bloody finger…Hey Lady…you got a band-aid? “
Of course in my version she chops his head off and screams ” fix that with a band-aid you monster! “
I know… that is a weird story and what follows his another weird story about fingers. Enjoy. And count yourself lucky I didn’t find anything that ties into the one I heard about the Ten Legged Booger Monster.
Sixfinger
Sixfinger
Sixfinger
Irregular Bones 