Of all the SPAM that winds up in my SPAM box this SPAM is the most entertaining yet- it’s like a made for cable movie minus the commercials.
So here it is, the sad story of Christabel Brown
Dear God’s elect,
I am writing this mail to you with heavy tears In my eyes and great sorrow in my heart, My Name is Mrs Christabel Brown, and I am contacting you from my country Tunisia I want to tell you this because I don’t have any other option than to tell you as I was touched to open up to you.
I married to Mr. Smith Brown who worked with Tunisia embassy in Burkina Faso for nine years before he died in the year 2005. We were married for eleven years without a child.
He died after a brief illness that lasted for only five days. Since his death I decided not to remarry, When my late husband was alive he deposited the sum of US$ 8.5m (Eight Million Five hundred Thousand Dollars) in a bank in Ouagadougou the capital city of Burkina Faso in west Africa. Presently this money is still in the bank.
He made this money available for exportation of Gold from Burkina Faso mining.
Recently, my Doctor told me that I would not last for the period of seven months due to cancer problem.
The one that disturbs me most is my stroke sickness. Having known my condition I decided to hand you over this money to take care of the less-privileged people, you will utilize this money the way I am going to instruct here.
I want you to take 30 Percent of the total money for your personal use and your family. While 70% of the money will go to charity” people in the street and helping the orphanage. I grew up as an Orphan and I don’t have anybody as my family member, just to endeavour that the house of God is maintained. Am doing this so that God will forgive my sins and accept my soul because these sicknesses have suffered me so much.
As soon as I receive your reply I shall give you the contact of the bank in Burkina Faso and I will also instruct the Bank Manger to issue you an authority letter that will prove you the present beneficiary of the money in the bank that is if you assure me that you will act accordingly as I Stated here.
Hoping to receive your reply:
Mrs. Christabel Brown

Anita- Christabel is truly fortunate to have found you. We all are grateful that you will be taking care of the people in the street and helping the orphanage. And I think I speak for us all – we’re looking forward to the party you will throw for us with your well deserved 30 percent. Looking forward to it!
This stuff is great, isn’t it Chris?
And you can be my guest of honor
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I would love to know how you met Christabel and why she wants to give your all this money. There’s a short story in there…. and I bet it has something to do with a zombie or a werewolf. 🙂
You are my smartest friend Lori 🙂
It was really kind and also intelligent of her to pick someone so worthy of handling her finances. I know you will do the orphans well, and enjoy your well deserved 30 percent. Amen.
Yep. You can spot the love in me from all the way on the other side of the world Ronnie Ray
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i just got z same mail .only she is offering me 40%
that suxs