Funny!

When some people get mad

I can’t help myself.

I laugh.

And

laugh

……and ……

laugh.

Can’t help it- and if I could I’m pretty sure

I would

NOT.

Would you?


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That Daughter Of Yours (via ANITA’S OWL CREEK BRIDGE)

That Daughter Of Yours " That daughter of yours- she's a quiet one, isn't she? " The 6th Grade teacher at Old Creek Elementary School said to Mr. and Mrs. Erbin at the last Parent- Teacher Conference" I don't think I've heard her say more then four words in the entire time she's been a student here. " Mr and Mrs. Erbin looked at each other and before Mr. Erbin could open his mouth to reply Mrs. Erbin snapped, " And whose side of the family do you think that problem cam … Read More

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Did You Hear The Story About The Cemetery Engineers? (via ANITA’S OWL CREEK BRIDGE)

Did You Hear The Story About The Cemetery Engineers? Ogilby Nisbet and Dunny Vipont work at Leaning Birches Cemetery where they dig graves. They don't dig graves with shovels, like they used to do in the old days- Ogilby and Dunny use back hoes. And in addition to the new world equipment in an old world job now days Ogilby and Dunny are have titles. Instead of being called, " Grave Diggers- they are refered to on their job applications as  'Cemetery Engineers'. Though, if you ask them, they still c … Read More

via ANITA'S OWL CREEK BRIDGE

arrrghhhh!

Oh Man

I just realized.

Its

MONDAY

 

Of course Monday

is

almost over.

But then its Tuesday’s turn to show up.

I hate

Tuesdays

almost as much as I hate Mondays

Almost.

Its Beginning To Look A Lot Like Halloween

Nothing says Halloween like

Cats With Chainsaws and Puppies with sharp kitchen tools clutched in their little paws

does it now?

cat-dog-carving-pumpkin

A Thought

 

I grew up near a haunted lake. 

I lived in a haunted house. 

And now, for fun I write stories 

that are 

haunting. 

Today is October 1st 

and 

Halloween is on its way. 

 

there’s nothin in the world
that you can do
you gotta come on up to the house
and you been whipped by the forces
that are inside you
come on up to the house
well you’re high on top
of your mountain of woe
come on up to the house
well you know you should surrender
but you can’t let go
you gotta come on up to the house 

-tom waits-