I was at the movies last weekend and they showed short clips- a couple were okay but one was a stupid- it was about these guys who made snuff films.

The ending was predictable, the  beginning was predictable and I couldn’t tell you about the middle because I was busy eating my popcorn -what can I say, I haven’t been to the movies in ages and I realized as I started eating my theatre popcorn how much I really love the stuff.

So, as I tuned into the short film clips they were showing I thought to myself- you know what else I miss?

The concession stand commercials.

They were  true works of film art.

I  can say that because this is my blog.

So

THERE.

Photo By: Ostephy

I have almost been hit by lightning twice:

Once it hit a tree about five feet away from where I was standing.

The next time I was almost hit I was out in the woods and this time the lighting hit the ground right next to me- I was fine until I heard someone  scream, ” Wow, is that woman DEAD?”

So of course I start looking for a dead person.

It took me a minute to realize they were talking about me.

I’ve also been electrocuted at least a half-dozen times.

I hate electricity.

And I think it hates me right back.