Photo By: Ostephy

I have almost been hit by lightning twice:

Once it hit a tree about five feet away from where I was standing.

The next time I was almost hit I was out in the woods and this time the lighting hit the ground right next to me- I was fine until I heard someone  scream, ” Wow, is that woman DEAD?”

So of course I start looking for a dead person.

It took me a minute to realize they were talking about me.

I’ve also been electrocuted at least a half-dozen times.

I hate electricity.

And I think it hates me right back.