Month: September 2010

I Know, Let’s Play With Our Food!

/ Anita Marie / 6 Comments

I am bored.

Still bored.

God.

I am so bored.

Wait- wait- okay hey I know.

Oh never mind.

boredborediamsobored

Hey I know what we could do!

Let’s play with our food!

You’re Bad Anita- Real Bad

/ Anita Marie / 2 Comments

I am not sure what simple joys are- but I would guess they are things like feeling the sand between your toes and sunny days in the forest .

In my case though simple joys means that I have found a way to get maximum laughage with little to no effort on my part.

For example:

I catch the bus to work every morning with some very nice people.

It’s surprising I know them at all because I manage to get to my stop just as the bus gets there- still I am known as ” I wonder how close Anita will cut it this morning. “

So on one day my husband- who gives me a ride to my stop- decided to go down another road to my stop and as I walked up the  street my friends were looking in the opposite direction and I could hear them saying things like ” It looks like she’s going to miss it this time.”

That’s when I threw my head back and tore loose with my best  evil sounding laugh.

A few days later, just by chance I got to my stop early.

When my friends saw me standing there they all thought they were late and came running to the stop from across, down and up the street.

To be honest at that moment I thought they were going to pounce and pull me to pieces for laughing at them the day before, but they didn’t and I got the chance to laugh at them again.

I know.

I’m bad.

Really bad.

Wrong.That Is Just Wrong

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I know:

Wrong.That Is Just Wrong.

So that’s probably why I am posting-

This

And This:

These are hamburgers- and yes those buns ARE donuts

FALL Is In The House

/ Anita Marie / 2 Comments

 

  

It is officially Fall. 

From what I understand it got here at 8:09 

Groovy. 

Do you know why I love the Fall and Winter? 

No- really, I am asking the question because I have no idea. 

All I know is that during the most beautiful Spring and Summer days and I am outside feeling good and enjoying the day I will look up and think: 

” You know what would make this  day perfect? A freak snow storm- just like the one that was supposed to have wiped the dinosaurs out” 

 

I know that you should always be carefull what you wish for, because your wish might just come true. 

I hope so. 

I really do. 

i stole this from Cle

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I stole this from Cle’s facebook.

Don’t tell her.

But it is an totally awesome cover and I could not help myself!

 

The Pigs with John Williamson on Jaw Harp

Par Pig and his boys claim to hail from the internet, though there are also theories that the family in fact came down to Australia from somewhere in the Appalachian Mountains or even from a misguided spaceship. Whatever their genesis, the band has been having one hell of a good time since arriving on the East Coast of Australia in 2005, playing their brilliant bluegrass-inspired arrangements of classic songs and cracking original tunes.

More HERE

Hold the phone

This is an awesome song…check it out

my favorite line:

I hope you die before me

and more painfully.

This LOL Moment Was Brought To You By…

/ Anita Marie / 2 Comments

A few months ago

a Teabagger went on line and said I was evil and witchy looking.

I can’t imagine

WHY

I’m just messing with you there

this is me

So lo and behold today I get this clip

of the new

Teabagger Princess Christine O’Donnell

and guess what friends and neighbors

SHE DABBLED IN WITCHCRAFT.

What else could be better then seeing something like that if you are me and had a crazy teabagger go medival on you?

Clive Barker was sitting right next to her when she said it.

The Heavens Have Smiled Upon My Bones.