Okay, nothing funny happened.

I got sick and its hard to think funny thoughts when you’re coughing- oh wait-  I was having this coughing fit and I happened to be in front of my bathroom mirror at the same time when I saw my face.

It was hideous -you know how when you’re coughing your face and neck puff up? Mine shrunk down, just like that guy in  “The Raiders Of The Lost Ark ” when his face is melting. It was awesome, I didn’t know my face could do that.

Come to think of it- on my last day of good health something funny did happen.

 I was talking to this guy at meeting and he asked me exactly what kind of things I put on my blog and I said ‘ oh you know, issues ‘.

Now when you saw ‘issues’ to political people they can’t help but to get nervous because they realize at this point they’re talking to ‘ the media’. I think there is a big difference between ‘the media’ and ‘social networking’ but whatever.

“Uh, how many people read about your-“

” Issues.” I said.

” Yes.”

” Not many, you know between 300-500 a day. But my traffic comes from all over the world as opposed to local traffic so I don’t think that counts- do you?”

“I don’t know. That’s a lot of people checking your blog out- and that’s a day right? Not in a week or-“

” Nope. In a day.”

” I’m curious, what seems to be, well ‘the issue’ that they’re there to read about.”

I stood there staring  at the ceiling like the answer was written up there and finally said, ‘ International Relations.”

” That’s a complicated issue. “

” Yes. Yes it is, but its an attractive one. You know, to a lot of people”