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this-
That is a picture of David Tennant
in
Leather
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Month: May 2010
When Granny Was A Girl
If you were lucky your Grandma did this stuff too- trust me on this.
Yes. I Am Talking About You.
I Got My Head Checked
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Its been a long, long , long month.
My life has been all about fighting a nasty cold and flu bug
not writing
and Politics.
Is there more too life then those things?
I believe so.
Now I think I’d like to do to the month of June what the month of May has done to me.
Fear Me June.
FEAR ME
Because Its Sunday
That was funny.
That Made Me Laugh
There Was No Reason For That. None At All.
She Is The Murder House
On June 10, 1912 in the small town of Villisca, this small frame house on Lot 310 became the site of one of the grisliest murders in Iowa history when the family of Josiah Moore and two overnight guests were bludgeoned to death as they slept.
Official Site of the Villisca Axe Murders HERE
Ghosts Of The Prairie HERE
Villisca Axe Murder House and Olson Linn Museum, Villisca Iowa on Facebook HERE
The Weakened Is Here!
I remember what having fun felt like
and
I remember what it looked like.
That’s such a sad statement.
I’d like to go back to the day when I didn’t have to sit back and say to myself
” Fun. Oh Yeah. Sure. I Used To Have That. “
Nowadays its like my world is all about cough medicine and Ginger Ale ( whoever said chicken soup helps cure the common cold OBVIOUSLY owned a poultry farm that wanted to expand and couldn’t because a giant Ginger Ale Factory got in the way of their plans and the Poultry People did what every loser does in a campaign going sideways they go negative and the true story about the true powers of Ginger Ale were lost in that battle) which WILL fix what ails you when you are sick.
So my one and only goal this weekend is not to simply get well.
My goal is to have fun doing it.
Wish me luck!
Bested By The Booger King
I have been beat down by the most vicious cold/flu bug ever.
- And if that wasn’t bad enough, I was so out of it that I didn’t want to get out of bed to change the dvd that was in the player so I was at the mercy of cable tv-
Cable tv- like the cold/flu bug showed me no mercy.
It was awful, just awful.
It was the same thing on every channel oh sure, the actors were different and according to the credits the shows were supposed to have been written and directed and produced by different people but that was a lie.
It was the same show, over and over and over again.
And while I’m talking about repetition might be a good time to mention
that while I was sick I trolled Facebook.
I still don’t know what the point of Facebook is.
I hope to God I never again in a position to explore that question.
Tomorrow is Friday and I will face it pale, with half of my hearing blocked by whatever is still swimming around up my throat and periodically out of my nose and I will not be happy.
I will also not be anywhere near a TV or Facebook.
On second thought.
Things are looking up.
A Funny Thing Happened On My Way Here..
Okay, nothing funny happened.
I got sick and its hard to think funny thoughts when you’re coughing- oh wait- I was having this coughing fit and I happened to be in front of my bathroom mirror at the same time when I saw my face.
It was hideous -you know how when you’re coughing your face and neck puff up? Mine shrunk down, just like that guy in “The Raiders Of The Lost Ark ” when his face is melting. It was awesome, I didn’t know my face could do that.
Come to think of it- on my last day of good health something funny did happen.
I was talking to this guy at meeting and he asked me exactly what kind of things I put on my blog and I said ‘ oh you know, issues ‘.
Now when you saw ‘issues’ to political people they can’t help but to get nervous because they realize at this point they’re talking to ‘ the media’. I think there is a big difference between ‘the media’ and ‘social networking’ but whatever.
“Uh, how many people read about your-“
” Issues.” I said.
” Yes.”
” Not many, you know between 300-500 a day. But my traffic comes from all over the world as opposed to local traffic so I don’t think that counts- do you?”
“I don’t know. That’s a lot of people checking your blog out- and that’s a day right? Not in a week or-“
” Nope. In a day.”
” I’m curious, what seems to be, well ‘the issue’ that they’re there to read about.”
I stood there staring at the ceiling like the answer was written up there and finally said, ‘ International Relations.”
” That’s a complicated issue. “
” Yes. Yes it is, but its an attractive one. You know, to a lot of people”
A Little Drop
I’m Going A Little Macabre Today.
Want To Danse With Me?
Irregular Bones 
