I knew this person who had this message on her phone, it said to go out there and make it a great day.

Oh really, I would think to myself as I waited for the beep so I could leave my message.  Exactly, who was I supposed to make it a great day for?

 Because, If I could create the perfect day well-  you know- to be honest I’d do that for myself and my cat.

And I’d do something nice for the guy who invented PEZ .

Everybody else is on their own.

Sorry.

a.m.m.