Think Outside The Box -WAY Outside The Box

  

On Day Six I start to think outside the box.

 

A few days ago a co-worker of mine walked by my desk and commented on the Christmas Music that was playing on my radio.

He said something to the effect that he was not in the holiday Spirit and whenever he hears  Christmas music he just wants to ask ‘why.’

I told him, ” I listen to it because I FEEL like it.”

You know, this year has been a struggle for me. I have not been throwing myself into the season the way I normally do and I truly enjoy Christmas Music…and nobody is going t Scrooge that for me.

Since the music incident I have decided to find fun ways to enjoy the holiday. Like, today I sent an e-card to  Expedition 22 crew who are on board The International Space Station. NASA has these Holiday E-Cards that you can use- you write a little message and sign your name and the city you are from.

Then you hit enter and poof…your e-card goes to the crew.

Image above: From the left (front row) are Commander Jeffrey Williams and Flight Engineer Oleg Kotov, flight engineer. From the left (back row) are T.J. Creamer, Maxim Suraev and Soichi Noguchi, all flight engineers.

So did I actually enjoy doing this?
Yes.
Yes I did.

So go ahead, send a message to the Expedition 22 Crew.

HERE

Well,  while we are outside the box, let’s go a little further.

Let’s talk

bleccchhh

Presents.

I wish this was a real gift because I would REALLY give it to everyone I know.

It’s called A Screaming Tea Kettle

Cartoon by: Carolita Johnsoncartoonista, etc.

Of course, I wouldn’t tell them it screamed.

Where would the fun in that be?

 

Hey.

I’ve learned something here, when I don’t feel like I have to do the Christmas, or think about the holiday in a certain way

I am really liking it.

Whoo Hooo.

I’m feeling the Spirit tonight.

YAY!

Newport Aquarium located in Newport, Kentucky, along the Ohio River. ( http://www.newportaquarium.com/ )

 

Its All About Faith

On The Fifth Day It’s all about faith

This is Faith when she was a baby:

Photo From:faiththedog.info

Faith was born without her two front legs ( just before Christmas in 2002 ) and with love, patience and peanut butter she learned to walk upright.

So what is Faith and her family doing with this amazing thing that they have accomplished?

They are using it to help other people.

 

Patience, love, peanut butter and Faith…the world has not been ‘user friendly’ as of late, and this story has warmed my heart somewhat uninspired Holiday Spirit.

 

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New David Tennant BBC America Videos

 

Muchas Timelordly Hugs to David Tennant/ The Site for posting these wicked cool videos from BBC America- follow the link and ENJOY

VIDEOS HERE

Funny You Should Ask

 

A funny thing happened on the fourth day

 

Do you know where you can go to get Bacon Soap

or in a pinch

where can you find an inflatable Fruitcake?

 

 

I know the answer to those questions.

Personally, I think you are pretty weird for asking, but that’s okay.

When it come to human nature I am very forgiving and it is, after all Christmas.

Visit

 Archie McPhee

And  take a look at their WONDERFUL selection of Gifts and Toys.

 

And  while we’re at it don’t forget the ultimate gift…perfect for that ultimate someone.

I am of course talking about

The Hula Hoop

People have even written songs about it.

Now go forth and Yule-It

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Scrooge You

 

By The Third Day Of Christmas I Think I Know Where I Am Going

When I was young I used to have this idea that I would pack my bags and leave on a trip the day after Thanksgiving.

I would take one suitcase and make my way to the airport and I figured that just as I was making my way to my seat on the airplane my friends would be planning their trip to the shopping mall and my family would probably be doing the same.

But I wouldn’t be there- I would be flying overhead and I would be laughing all the way.

It was such a grand plan and a grand idea and I wish I had been able to pull it off.

You see, the Anita who could have carried that plan out would not have been the Anita who puts up with things over the holidays like:

A friend who sent me a Christmas newsletter that is about her kids and their bright and rosy futures after sending me this email  after I had told her my 23-year-old nephew had died from a terminal illness.

Are you ready?

This is what she said:

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The one time the Anita who wanted to spend Christmas with her husband in Italy while the other people  were screaming at some poor clerk in her local  Mall for not having what they wanted, or for not jumping fast enough when they said jump  or whatever it is people do nowdays to abuse ‘ the help’  only showed up once, briefly when somehow I got stuck at this stupid, stupid Christmas Cookie Exchange.

After about an hour of  talking cookies and kids and cars and clothes and being asked to guess what loser from highschool so and so had run into recently, the Hostess caught me in the hall hissing into the phone at the receptionist at the Funeral Home I was working at, ” I can’t believe there are no removals scheduled, people die all the time. Find me a corpse, page me, and get me the F%4@! OUT OF HERE!”

 Do you know what?
I thought I was looking forward to the next Twelve Days but I am not.

Yet.

 

 

 

 

Wherefore Art Thou Santa?

On The Second Day I Hit The Road

There aren’t a lot of Christmas Decorations up in my Neighborhood.

I have seen a few of those sad looking Plastic Santas standing in some snowless front yards,  I’ve also seen some of those reindeers that are made from white twiggy looking things and outlined with white lights and a few houses have wreaths on the doors and Christmas Trees in their living room windows.

Is Christmas a bust on my street?

It would look like that is the case.

Granted my next door neighbor is a Yard Nazi whose daughter threatened to shoot my dog one year  but that shoudn’t be enough to chase away the Christmas Spirit, should it?

Oh Santa,Wherefore Art Thou Santa ?

When This You See- Think Of Me

Nurse Myra sent this clip to me.

She said that when she hears it she thinks of me.

I love to write about the weird, the odd and the macabre

 so

I am feeling very special right now.

Muchas Hugs N.M

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Tom Waits
Mule Variations (1999)
What’s He Building?

What’s he building in there?What the hell is he building
In there?
He has subscriptions to those
Magazines… He never
Waves when he goes by
He’s hiding something from
The rest of us… He’s all
To himself… I think I know
Why… He took down the
Tire swing from the Peppertree
He has no children of his
Own you see… He has no dog
And he has no friends and
His lawn is dying… and
What about all those packages
He sends. What’s he building in there?
With that hook light
On the stairs. What’s he building
In there… I’ll tell you one thing
He’s not building a playhouse for
The children what’s he building
In there?

Now what’s that sound from under the door?
He’s pounding nails into a
Hardwood floor… and I
Swear to god I heard someone
Moaning low… and I keep
Seeing the blue light of a
T.V. show…
He has a router
And a table saw… and you
Won’t believe what Mr. Sticha saw
There’s poison underneath the sink
Of course… But there’s also
Enough formaldehyde to choke
A horse… What’s he building
In there. What the hell is he
Building in there? I heard he
Has an ex-wife in some place
Called Mayors Income, Tennessee
And he used to have a
consulting business in Indonesia…
but what is he building in there?
What the hell is building in there?

He has no friends
But he gets a lot of mail
I’ll bet he spent a little
Time in jail…
I heard he was up on the
Roof last night
Signaling with a flashlight
And what’s that tune he’s
Always whistling…
What’s he building in there?
What’s he building in there?
We have a right to know…

Guess What I Forgot

Note To Self: Day One Is Just An Abstract Idea

Guess What I Forgot To Do?

I forgot to plan for the Twelve Days of Christmas.

Back in 2007 I stuck it to wrote about my own journey to the Twelve Days of Christmas.

In 2008 I told everyone in my family I wanted a Fiji Mermaid for Christmas- they  believed me.

I also did not get what I asked for.

That was okay, neither did they.

Now I have to plan a trip to Christmas.

In case  your curious you can read about my other 12 Days HERE

 I hope you will  follow me as I make my way to

THE BIG DAY

If we’re lucky I won’t get lost on my way.

Here’s to hoping.

 

You Have To Make Your Own Good Time

 

I kept hearing that it might snow.

So of course it is NOT snowing.

I was not happy until I found a solution for my problem at

  The Wish Jar
But then …Hey Now…I look out the window and see my cat Kolchak watching something…
I discover that somehow
I totally bent nature to my will.
Actually
I guess Kolchak did that.
But at this point who cares?
It’s SNOWING
YAY!

Photo: A.M. Moscoso- Look close, that IS snow in the picture

If you don’t think that Christmas Snow-for as light minimal as it maybe
 is NOT exciting
 then you won’t be impressed thatI have Wild Rabbits living in my yard

Bunnies Gone WILD in my yard

Now.

If you have Christmas Snow in your yard, or if your trapped in it somewhere take a picture of it, share it and try to enjoy it.

Snow, like the rest of life does not last forever and we have to make our own good time with it while we can.

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