- Photo: A.M. Moscoso
Hi!
I can’t blog today.
I’m writing stories for Halloween.
Give me a shout if it looks like I’m missing any fun out there.
Later Gators
A.M.
Month: September 2009
Will The Real Joe Wilson Please Stand Up?
Here in Washington State…
and for those of you who are not in the know, this is the Washington waaayyyy on the west coast.
I know,
when you say Washington it causes confusion and people think you’re talking about DC.
So let me make this clear so that what you are about to read will make sense.
We’re on the California side of the Country.
Now that we have that established I can go on…
It would appear that not only is our State’s name causing confusion out there in big old world
so is our
Our Joe Wilson is running for Superior Court Judge Position 2
here in Snohomish county in WASHINGTON STATE ( you know, the place where apples and Jimmy Hendrix come from ) and
I guess in the same way there is only one ‘Washington’ that counts, there must only be one ‘real’ Joe Wilson out there.
I’ve made that assumption because Washington State’s Joe Wilson’s Facebook page has been swamped with people who love or hate
Joe Wilson.
The problem is they think they are talking to the
OTHER
Joe Wilson.
I was talking to Washington State Joe Wilson and his wife yesterday and as we talked about his Facebook Page making the evening news I thought:
How the heck do I get on line right now so I can see this train wreck for myself?
I spent the rest of the time gleefully imagining how bad it was going to be and then I started to worry NOTHING could live up to the things I had dreamt up.
I was SO wrong.
I found out that people went to Joe’s page and vomited all over it, not for a minute bothering to look at the Information Box on the left side of the Facebook page.
That’s the box that tells you
WHO IT IS YOU ARE TALKING TO.
My gosh, between nearly being blinded by the hate comments I almost went deaf from all of the flag snapping that was going on.
Still, it was great fun to visit Joe’s Facebook Page and continue to watch the comments come in. I just couldn’t help myself.
It’s like when you drive by a traffic accident and think to yourself
I’m not going to look, I will not look, it’s wrong to look
and then you do.
Sheriff John Lovick and Joe 'From Washington' State Wilson-... that's not...but you KNEW THAT RIGHT?
Here’s the thing- most of the time people don’t pay attention to Judicial races- and they should.
So.
If this ” Joe Wilson Incident ” gets people to look at those races from now on that is not a bad thing.
I just wouldn’t count on it being this much fun.
LINKS:
Local Judicial Candidate Joe Wilson Mistaken For Lawmaker Who Yelled “You Lie” At President
I’m Joe Wilson, But Not THAT Joe Wilson!
Joe Wilson controversy shows up in Snohomish County race
Letters To A Teabagger Continues-
Dearest Teabaggers
Today while President – born in America so you can go suck his birthcertifate-Obama was discussing Health Care Reform
with
other grownups and sane people in Minnepolis
you guys ran to DC
– while he was out of town-
and waved around signs like this one.
- At least they spelled all the words right- this time
Is this for real?
I heard that while you were in DC you did fun things like walk around looking at horse poop and while doing that you ‘found’ a picture of President- yes he is a black man– Obama under a pile of it.
Then you called your friends over to it and took a picture.
Seriously.
You guys get off on horse poop?
I’ll be darned
I guess you do….
- Teabaggers and Horse Poop.
Still.
There was one picture, one moment that I think really captured what you guys really wanted to tell
President- Lots of White People Voted For Him too so LOL-Obama
and it didn’t have anything to do with Health Care Reform…
did it?
Um..did you leave it back at the trailer park?
I hope you enjoyed your big adventure in
OUR
Nation’s Capital.
Don’t let the door hit you on your butts on the way out
and have a safe trip home.
Love you more than air
can’t breathe without you
xoxoxo
me
With Obstruction In Their Hearts and Minds
The thing to remember about Health Care Reform is that it IS about real people.
So it’s important to listen to real voices
like Ronnie Rays.
Tony worked, the factory floor; it was fifteen years last week
They cut his job on Friday, now he barely makes ends meet.
Now Tony is a sick, sick, man, without a health care plan,
He prays his kids stay healthy, but the stress is killing him.
Little Sammie… what’s his name… in the house across the street,
Has some kind of cancer, and he’s looking pretty weak.
His mommy has insurance, and pays a high, high, price.
But the coverage is limited; they told her so last night.
They say you rate a nation, by the way it treats it folks
Lately, it’s looking pretty sad.
When men, the likes of Tony, and kids like little Sam,
Are destined for an early grave, across this wealthy land.
So, Sammie went to heaven, and the wealthy doctor sighed,
Little Sammie’s mother stood at the door and cried.
The Senators said what a shame, something should be done
Then they took a nice long recess, and made themselves some fun.
Is there any reason to deny these folks the need
To not fear losing homes, and health
All because of greed.
They say they rate a nation, by the way it treats it folks
And sometimes you just have to wonder why
Would a nation, ever be so great
To stand with empty eyes, with obstruction in their hearts, and minds
To let its people die.
Guess Who
I’m in a great mood tonight.
Let’s goof off and have some fun.
Guess Who This Heiney Belongs To:
Give up?
Then click the picture and see who it is…
I hope you enjoyed playing the Heiney game…
Later Gators!
What’s A Girl To Do?
Instead of writing
and concerning myself with Politics and Human Rights
I could be doing
and today ‘this’ seems like a pretty good idea.
He Didn’t Even Wear A Cape
I am feeling so cheated right now.
I mean it, I am crushed.
I was promised by some blond woman on FAUX news that President Obama was going to use mind control on kids, that he was going to take away their free will and turn them into mindless drones ( Ha, I’ll be that had Pharmaceutical Companies scared out of their minds ).
I have never been so excited: I thought President Obama was going to pull an Amazing Kreskin…maybe even a Mandrake The Magician on us.
He did not.
He didn’t even wear a cape when he made his speech to the School Kids of America.
Curses.
Do you hear me?
Curses FAUX News- you big old liars.
From now on stick to promoting Teabagger Parties and that crazy woman who thinks President Obama was born in a mud hut in Kenya.
You’re good at that and nobody is listening to that anyway, it’s not like they pay attention to those reports. After all, the minute you guys say ” Tea” or “Kenya” people either turn the channel or they start running around in front of the TV in circles and barking.
I was hoping to see a good Magic Show today.
Instead I am nursing a crushed dream- you know, the one I have always had invovling having a Magician For President.
Thanks FAUX news….thanks a bunch- why don’t you go and pull a rabbit out of your hat.
Letters To A Teabagger
Dear Teabaggers, Birthers, Deathers, Tenthers
Barack Obama
IS
The President of The United States of America.
No matter how many teabags you wear on your heads
no matter how many misspelled signs you wave around
that will not change.
And here’s the part you really need to understand.
Things will never, ever be able to be the way they were before
President Obama was elected President.
Those days are
GONE.
And for your information
That is spelled
Y-O-U
L-O-S-T
Bye For Now…remember
love ya
more then air
can’t breath without you
xoxoxo
me
As The Crow Flies
So here’s the big news.
Miley Ray Cyrus is safe.
She has a stalker and he’s been caught and he is going to face Felony Charges.
OH THANK YOU GOD THE POP PRINCESS IS SAFE.
That makes one safe kid in the world.
However, in Puyallup Washington some Middle School Kids are walking down a busy road with no sidewalks because their bus service has been cut.
Somebody made the decision that it was okay for these kids to dodge busy traffic to get to school because- wait for it.
Crows can fly the route.
- Would you let your kid walk this route in the dark to school in the dark at Six in the Morning? I’ll bet Miley’s Parents wouldn’t
That’s right kids get to play Dodge Truck at six in the morning in the dark because it’s been decided that if a crow can navigatge this route so can a child.
A human one.
Hey now, this crow thing may sound strange
but
at least Miley Ray Cryus is safe.
I guess we can feel good about that.
I do wonder though- how did HER parents get that Crow to circle her head?
King Five News Story with video clip of the route HERE
Take That Unfunny Spirits!
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Irregular Bones 