As The Crow Flies

So here’s the big news.

Miley Ray Cyrus is safe.

She has a stalker and he’s been caught and he is going to face Felony Charges.

OH THANK YOU GOD THE POP PRINCESS IS SAFE.

That makes one safe kid in the  world.

However, in Puyallup Washington some Middle School Kids are walking down a busy road with no sidewalks because their bus service has been cut.

Somebody made the decision that it was okay for these kids to dodge busy traffic to get to school because- wait for it.

Crows can fly the route.

Woul you let your kid walk this route in the dark to school in the dark at Six in the Morning? I'll bet Miley's Parents wouldn't
Would you let your kid walk this route in the dark to school in the dark at Six in the Morning? I’ll bet Miley’s Parents wouldn’t

That’s right kids get to play Dodge Truck  at six in the morning in the dark because it’s been decided that if a crow can navigatge this route so  can a child.

A human one.

Hey now, this crow thing may sound strange

but

at least Miley Ray Cryus is safe.

 I guess we can feel good about that.

I do wonder though- how did HER parents get that Crow to circle her head?

King Five News Story with video clip of the route  HERE