more epic win

When I was a kid

my Mom used to buy boxes of Otter Pops

and of course

me and my brother and sister all loved Raspberry the best.

Out of a 75 Pops in a Box there was only six Raspberries in a box, which was not good.

We used to fight over them, and we argued so much my Mom was about to impose

an Otter Pop Embargo on the three of us.

So.

As I watched our supply of Otter Pops dwindling

I came up with a brilliant plan-

I told them the Lime Otter Pops

( of which were more then half of what were in the boxes )

turned your Pee Green

( get it ha ha ha )

and as they predictably  fought over the Pee Green Pops

I got the blue ones

all to myself.

Yes.

This is a true story, so don’t ask.