Photograph: Nasa/AP

 

 

 

An amateur astronomer in Australia named Anthony Wesley  was taking pictures of the planet Jupiter when he discovered a hole in it the size of the Earth.

Science says it was probably a comet that made the hole.

Science is probably right which is lucky for us, because if I was right it would have been caused by Aliens  headed straight for us right now- one that involved vicious space monsters who fly around in ships piloted by the enslaved brains of the lifeforms from the millions of planets they have conquered.

Go on.

Admit it.

You wish I was right, don’t you?

By the way

if you were doing a google search and typed in Alien Invasion and thought you were going to find a story about Lou Dobbs and Rush Limbaugh’s Mythical Mexican Invasion- you’re an idiot and you deserved to have me waste two minutes of your pathetic life.