Let’s Get Our Priorities Straight

Photo: Albert L Ortega
Photo: Albert L Ortega
So I’ve been watching Com-Con coverage on some cable stations ( cable systems suck and so do the stupid channels they have, how many sports channels and Home Shopping Channels do we need exactly?) and what do I see?
 
It’s been Wall To Wall coverage of Robert Downey Jr ( bless his heart, I do like him ) making fun of the fact he had to get into shape for a role and how that went south on him once the filming stopped- he’s my age and I know exactly what he’s talking about  and endless coverage about those Tween-Pires and some blond woman waving pictures of her twins around for the cameras and talking about a movie that I think she was in.
My brain feels so dirty.
 
So I must cleanse my inner eye’s palate:
Here are some links to pictures of
David Tennant
from
Com-Con
 
I don’t know about you, but I’m feeling better already
Exclusive Pictures From
Com Con
Misc Photos From
Com Con
David Tennant

Attack Of The Unfunny Spirits

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It’s Official.

My short stories have banned in some places.

Not because I suck

( which is refreshing to hear )

but because my stories

are disturbing.

The Unfunny Spirits Have Struck.

YAYAYAYAYAYAYYYYYYYYYY

Boys Are The Source Of Cooties

PHOTO A.M MOSCOSO
PHOTO A.M MOSCOSO

 

I wrote a story where the female character totally rips into the male character on a regular basis.

I thought it was funny.

I wrote this character based on my cat’s personalities.

So by nature she was self centered, in love with herself and had a serious  personality disorder.

So what happens?

Some of my female readers wanted me to kill the male character off.

They thought the male character made the female character act like a bad person.

Actually she was bad because she was based on one of my cats who would chew the legs off of rodents and then watch them roll away to save their lives.

Seriously.

They wanted him dead.

If this character had been a real person I’d have driven him down to the court house and made him file for a restraining order. I’d have put him into one of those relocation programs. If he were real and disappeared tomorrow I’d be sitting with a Detective in an interview room telling him all about these women who wanted me to kill this poor guy off

I told my friend about this and she said:

” Everyone knows boys are the source of Cooties.”

I suppose that explanation is as good as any other.