Month: May 2009

Monday-You Have Been Warned

/ Anita Marie / 8 Comments

Cle has a plan for dealing with Monday.

I’m going to go proactive.

This is what I plan on doing to Monday should it be dumb enough to even TRY and get too close to me.

First, I’m going to catch it with this:

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And then I’m going to do this to it because  I know HOW:

duotronic

And then I’m going to put it into one of these:

coffin_casket_compare

And then of course I’ll have this done to it:

vasnetsov_grave_digger

 If (and I don’t see failure as an option here) my plans for Monday are  a success

 I can start thinking about what to do to Tuesday and Wednesday and before you know it all we’ll have to deal with is Thursday.

Or as I like to call it

Fridays’ Eve- so I don’t see it as a problem yet.

And then after I’m all done dealing with the Monday Situation

It will be happy dance time.

YAY!

happy-dance

And Now A PSA From The Bones

/ Anita Marie / 19 Comments

Photo: Meet H1N1

Photo: Meet H1N1

It’s all about using some common sense:

If you run around like your hair is on fire in an emergency situation, you will die.

So.

Here are some common sense things you need to know in order to deal with H1N1.

You can’t get it from eating Pork- not unless a sick Pig sneezes or spits on it before you eat it. And if that is indeed the case you need to eat it and die because you should not be in a position to add your Genes to the Human Gene Pool- in fact, they need to be removed.

And I’m talking every last trace.

Don’t blame Mexicans, people with brown skin or that poor child in Texas who died for this Flu. If you’re a Racist don’t use something like a Virus to bolster your arguments. Viruses are vicious and Evil on their own and they don’t need any help from you. In fact, it’s possible you could give them a bad name.

Don’t worry about the Media overreacting to this story-. Its what they do. THEY TELL STORIES. And if the stories don’t sizzle you don’t pay attention to them. Haven’t you noticed that yet?

I say for information, go to the CDC site . But remember, you’re not a Doctor and if you memorize the H1N1 symptoms I can guarantee…YOU WILL HAVE THEM BY THE NEXT DAY.

So keep calm, don’t panic and remember the flu can make you sick, but Ignorance is a Killer.

Stay In Good Health.

Anita