Funky Coffins

At one of Heather Blakey’s older blogs called the The Writing Notebook the first prompt on 8-3-04 was about these kids in one of her classes who designed Funky Coffins ( she had them do it on paper -if I would have been their teacher I would have had them in a wood shop somewhere sawing and nailing and gluing away , but that’s me) and then they wrote pieces about death.

This is how I feel about Coffins- I’ve seen a lot of them, I’ve had to move them and polish them and put them into the ground and now I know that when I meet my maker I don’t want to be put into a coffin- I want to be stuck up in a tree and I want nature to take it’s course.

However.

I may reconsider that if I can have a Coffin like this one:

This coffin was commissioned by Mrs Pat Cox, nurse and music teacher, who's lifelong passion was the ballet. (Top Ten Crazy Coffins chosen by David Crampton, Director of Vic Fearn Co Ltd).
This coffin was commissioned by Mrs Pat Cox, nurse and music teacher, who’s lifelong passion was the ballet. (Top Ten Crazy Coffins chosen by David Crampton, Director of Vic Fearn Co Ltd).

So, you may be wondering – because if you know me the words ‘ Anita Marie ‘ and

 ‘ Fine Arts’ don’t exactly go together-

why  did I chose the above coffin and not, let’s  say-

 this one:

This replica of a vintage car is the latest coffin commissioned. Others being made include a 1913 Rolls Ropyce Silver Shadow replica, a Viking Long ship, a Star Trek space pod and a Lucozade bottle!
This replica of a vintage car is the latest coffin commissioned. Others being made include a 1913 Rolls Ropyce Silver Shadow replica, a Viking Long ship, a Star Trek space pod and a Lucozade bottle!

I’ve chosen this one:

This coffin was commissioned by Mrs Pat Cox, nurse and music teacher, who's lifelong passion was the ballet. (Top Ten Crazy Coffins chosen by David Crampton, Director of Vic Fearn Co Ltd).
This coffin was commissioned by Mrs Pat Cox, nurse and music teacher, who’s lifelong passion was the ballet. (Top Ten Crazy Coffins chosen by David Crampton, Director of Vic Fearn Co Ltd).

because it will send my Sister, who was a little ballerina, into hysterics.

She will certainly want a ballet slipper coffin…and so will her friends who seem to copy whatever she does, and I can think of a few of my guy friends who would go with one of these because they’re just strange ( which is why I love them so ) and before you know it-

there’s going to be a cemetery in Washington State where everyone has been buried in a giant pink ballet slipper.

My hope is that a thousand years from now this team of archaeologists will find this cemetery and when they start to unearth what has been buried there they will find…

Oh WOW.

I wish I could live forever because there is no price I would not pay to be there on the day that happens. 

A.M

 

sources and links:

pictures from BBC Nottingham homepage: Top Ten Crazy Coffins

Writing Notebook: Be Like An Athlete

CRAZY COFFINS GALLERY the site

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