I went on-line and had my fortune told.

Can you believe it?

You can actually have your tea-leaves read

on-line.

So I tried it because it doesn’t cost anything and I’m always suspicious of anyone who wants you to cross their palm with Silver or you credit card to do things like Readings.

Okay,

 here it is

the results of my very own Tea-Leaf Reading:

Take no remedies if your heart is clear.

I guess that means if it isn’t broke, don’t fix it.

Go ahead and call me Miss Buzz Kill, but I think that’s pretty lame.

Larry The Cable Guy says stuff like that all of the time.

Hang on a sec.

I’m going in for a second one:

Tell me your dreams, and I’ll tell you who you are.

I’ve got a better one.

How’s about I don’t tell you and I don’t get angry letters from my Mom reminding me that my little nieces read my work on line?

Wow.

This is fun.

Let’s do another one:

When times of adversity seem at their worst and defeat seems most assured – hidden from view beneath you, is often the greatest, roller coaster ride.

That sounds like an excuse you give to the Judge in traffic court for why you were weaving all over the highway:

” It wasn’t my fault your Honor, adversity  hid the road from me and I was trying to find it as fast as I could”.

Do you know what?

That was fun. 

And I had a great time.

In fact, I guess you could say I was inspired.

 

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