Rotting Corpses and Me

I’ve been told
that
some
people get e-mails with pictures of
fluffy cats
and
flowers
and sometimes even trees attatched to them.
I get stuff like this.
FYI
I like fluffy cats.
LIVE ONES
thank you very much.
a-students-dream1

Monday-You Have Been Warned

Cle has a plan for dealing with Monday.

I’m going to go proactive.

This is what I plan on doing to Monday should it be dumb enough to even TRY and get too close to me.

First, I’m going to catch it with this:

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And then I’m going to do this to it because  I know HOW:

duotronic

And then I’m going to put it into one of these:

coffin_casket_compare

And then of course I’ll have this done to it:

vasnetsov_grave_digger

 If (and I don’t see failure as an option here) my plans for Monday are  a success

 I can start thinking about what to do to Tuesday and Wednesday and before you know it all we’ll have to deal with is Thursday.

Or as I like to call it

Fridays’ Eve- so I don’t see it as a problem yet.

And then after I’m all done dealing with the Monday Situation

It will be happy dance time.

YAY!

happy-dance