Hiding From Baby Jesus

For Easter my husband bought me a brand new laptop to make it easier for me to write while mobile- which is a huge help because I’m sort of behind schedule on some of my projects.

So.

How do I thank my husband who also paid extra so that the IT guys would set it up and all I had to do was hit the on switch and get to work?

I thanked him by downloading  David Tennant wallpaper on my brand new laptop-

By that I do mean the nifty Easter present that my generous husband bought for me because he’s trying to find ways to be supportive of someone who spends most of her time writing and paying more attention to an imaginary world then to the real one ( of which he is a member. )

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One of my friends told me, after I mentioned this, that though she appreciated the humor and that she really liked the picture… that didn’t sound like a very nice thing to do to Luis- being that I also forgot it was Easter and didn’t even bother to dye a single egg or buy him a card.

But then came the words that will follow me into the next world:

” You know Anita, it’s probably NOT a good idea to make Baby Jesus cry on a religious holiday.”

I didn’t tell her I almost put up the picture of Tennant in a policeman’s hat and nothing else.

Talk about close call.

I’d be hiding from Baby Jesus for the rest of my life.

 

15 thoughts on “Hiding From Baby Jesus

  1. I don’t suppose he has Jessica Alba on his laptop? Not even Kiera Knightley? What a guy.
    Shame on you, AM, you’re keeping the bare nekkid Tennant pic from us.

  2. hehehe.

    Aren’t husbands and dads who support our online life great? (getting an early bday gift from my dad of an iphone…tomorrow!!)

  3. Okay AMM. This time you have gone too far. Usually I can’t sleep after reading your blog ‘cos I’m WAAAY freaked out about hatpins or men digging holes. Tonight you have outdone yourself.
    David Tennant clad only an a police helmet….my brain just fried. For the love of all things chocolate you MUST share before I go insane(r).
    *drumming fingers*
    Sod it – I’m googling this one.

  4. Uhm… “Baby Jesus” is the Christmas thing, “Nailed To Two Boards, Then Rising From The Dead To Walk The Earth As A Zombie Jesus” is Easter. I actually think Zombie Jesus could appreciate a nude dude because he could see past all the societal hangups with regards to nudity and see the true David Tennant for what he really is… a big bag of meat holding a brain.

  5. Hi Kym – well he wouldn’t be the first.
    Hi Gabriel- he may be a bag of meat holding a brain but dude- I probably outweigh him by ALOT so you know…I ain’t going there.
    PS Zombie Jesus?
    One of these days I’ll have to tell you all about me and Zombie Jesus

  6. OK, now I’m curious about you and the Zombie Jesus as well. And a naked man…you’re cruel, girlfriend! Like Tabitha, I’m off to search the internet!

    Oh, and Luis is definitely a keeper! I have a hubby like that and he is my biggest supporter. Never read any of my blog stuff, but what the heck! He believes in ME!!!

  7. You know what Zombie Jesus said to the 12 disciples on Good Friday?
    None of you Bastards eat my Easter eggs, I’ll be back on Monday.

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