I have a question about Mondays.

Who the Hell invented it and who the Hell decided to invite it into the Week?

Seriously. Answer me this:  what good are Mondays?

Is anyone ever really glad to see it come around and once it does

does anyone ever say,

” oh wow look everyone it’s MONDAY! Where the heck have you been? “

No.

We just open the door to the week and say, ” Oh f$%^! It’s you!”

So.

In this age of ” Yes We Can “

 I say we ditch Monday and just start with Tuesdays.

For Now.