For Whom The Answering Machine Beeps

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So today on my answering machine are calls from

Mortgage Companies

who want me to take advantage of low low interestsrates.

And right after those calls

is a call from someone who wants to talk to me about

Purchasing

Pre Planned Funeral Arrangements.

I toyed with the idea of leaving them all each other’s phone numbers tonight.

You know.

I think I will.

a.m.

6 thoughts on “For Whom The Answering Machine Beeps

  1. Can we tee them up with that beepin Foxtel man who keeps knocking on my door at dinner time and doesn’t understand the words ‘No…we can’t afford it’? That would be lovely.

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