:::: A Twelve Day Journey To Christmas Day-
OR
Will Anita Marie Get Her Fiji Mermaid THIS Year?:::
And Now For A Seasonal Greeting-
Hey!
Merry Cursemas Everybody!
I figure if I put some effort into giving really unique gifts for Christmas that in turn will inspire my nearest and dearest to cough up the gift I would dearly love to receive on Christmas morning..

To recap- I’ve been asking for a Fiji Mermaid for 30+ years and my family have NOT been giving me one for 30+ years.
It’s a weird tradition.
Anyway this year I think I’m making progress – I think it’s dawning on my husband and sister that I’m serious about my mermaid.
So as to not be coy or vague about what I want for Christmas I’ve designed a full out campaign and this is phase one-
I call this phase:::
Gifts that keep on giving-
mostly giving what you want.
For my cats I’ve chosen the following- okay they don’t give presents but maybe if people see I’m willing to do this give this gift to to creatures that I dearly love…well…

For my nieces- all of them- I’m going to send them this clip- with the suggestion that they share it with their parents often- in fact, I’m also going to get them versions of this song and CD and DVD just so they can really stick it I mean share the experience on a 24/7 basis.
Oh yes, there’s an empty shelf in my office and it’s the perfect place for the ultimate Christmas gift.
I can hardly wait for Christmas Morning.
I can hardly wait for Christmas morning either to find out if she shows up under the tree.
Meant to say A.M You certainly have the joy in your heart and that animation with the cat and the deadly pet cage is brilliant.
i laughed so much at the cage chasing the cat. i have asked for a hammer dulcimer for, oh 15+ years. do i have one? no. i like the approach you are using. i am thinking that i can use this….
I’ve made my mind up to it Heather- it’s time to lighten up the old heart chambers.
Senua- all I ask is that you share the results.
🙂
Those cats sound like Nimrodd and Nimtodd from The Simpsons. hearing that several bajillion times would compell me to do anything for silence.
You know what Cle?
I listened to those kittehs like a dozen times in a row and my face went numb and I couldn’t stop laughing for an hour.
I think it’s a WMD
WEapon of Mad Distraction.
That too Cle, that too.