A Lesson Learned…In The Twilight Zone

For me- as a writer– this closing scene from an Twilight Zone Episode titled

” Will The Real  Martian Please Stand Up”

taught me to not only look under the bed or into the closet to find the monster so that I could write about it

it taught me to get under the bed or into the closet and THINK like one.

Enjoy.

During a snowstorm, two state troopers are investigating a crash and are led to believe that it was a UFO. They follow footprints leading from the crash site to a diner, where a group of passengers from a bus to Boston are waiting for word that a bridge up ahead is safe to cross. Though the only patrons of the roadside eatery are bus passengers, there is one more diner than there were people on the bus. There is mutual suspicion among the stranded travelers, as the passengers each try to guess which among them is the alien. When they get permission to go across the bridge, however, they all leave.

Shortly, the businessman played by John Hoyt returns to the diner and tells the cook that the bridge collapsed and the bus and police car fell in killing all aboard the bus and the policemen. As the cook wonders how the businessman survived, he also notes that his clothes are not even wet. Soon the businessman unveils his third arm and stirs his coffee with his third hand, telling the cook that he is a Martian, and revealing that Mars plans to start a colony on Earth. Laughing, the cook tells him that he’s too late, and by taking off his paper hat and revealing his third eye, reveals that he is from Venus, which has already started a colony, and that the Martian invasion force has been intercepted.

Episode no. Season 2
Episode 64
Written by Rod Serling
Directed by Montgomery Pittman

 

Screw You Shakespeare and Your Stupid Company Too!

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Okay, I can deal with the fact that David Tennant will not be Doctor Who for the next twenty years.

The Doctor as we know him will only be around for a couple of more years and may I suggest you love’em while you’ve got him, but chin up because Tennant is a great actor and I sincerely doubt this will be the last time we see him on the screen.

So all I can say is, unless the powers that be who will be casting the next Doctor find someone as hot as Tennant they’re in trouble and they know it…so I’m guessing they go geeky with the next Doctor- which has it’s charms.

But who do I blame for this Non-Hot Doctor Zone we are about to enter?

I blame William Shakespeare, that’s who, and if he were alive I’d stick a quill pen in his eye.

So there.

Tennant’s Work With
The Royal Shakespeare Company:
otherwise known as
the road map for
How We Lost Our Doctor

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Hamlet
Year: 2008 | Character: Hamlet | Company: The Royal Shakespeare Company | Venue: The Courtyard Theatre, Stratford Upon Avon, 24th July 2008 – 15th November 2008.
The Novello Theatre, London, 3rd December 2008 – 10th January 2009.
 
Love’s Labour’s Lost
Year: 2008 | Character: Berowne | Company: The Royal Shakespeare Company | Venue: The Courtyard Theatre, Stratford Upon Avon, 2nd October 2008 – 15th November 2008.
 
A Midsummer Night’s Dream
Year: 2001 | Character: Lysander / Flue | Company: The Royal Shakespeare Company | Venue: Barbican Hall, London | Press Night: 20th March 2001.
 
Laughter In The Dark
Year: 2000 | Character: Dawid Tenemann | Company: The Royal Shakespeare Company | Venue: The Other Place, Stratford Upon Avon | Press Night: 25/09/2000.
 
Romeo & Juliet
Year: 2000 | Character: Romeo | Company: The Royal Shakespeare Company | Venue: Royal Shakespeare Theatre, Stratford Upon Avon | Press Night: 5th July 2000.
London Transfer: Barbican Theatre, London | Press Night: 17th January 2001.
 
The Comedy Of Errors
Year: 2000 | Character: Antipholus of Syracuse | Company: The Royal Shakespeare Company | Venue: Royal Shakespeare Theatre, Stratford Upon Avon | Press Night: 20th April 2000.
London Tranfer: Barbican Theatre, London | Press Night: 1st December 2000.
 
The Rivals
Year: 2000 | Character: Jack | Company: The Royal Shakespeare Company | Venue: The Swan Theatre, Stratford Upon Avon | Press Night: 30th March 2000.
London Transfer: Barbican Theatre, London | Press Night: 18th December 2000.
 
For One Night Only
Year: 1998 | Character: n/a | Company: The Royal Shakespeare Company | Venue: The Other Place, Stratford Upon Avon | Press Night: 19th July 1998.
 
As You Like It
Year: 1996 | Character:Touchstone | Company: The Royal Shakespeare Company | Venue: Royal Shakespeare Theatre, Stratford Upon Avon | Press Night: 25th April 1996.
London Transfer: Barbican Theatre, London | Press Night: 23rd October 1996.
 
The Herbal Bed
Year: 1996 | Character: Jack Lane | Company: The Royal Shakespeare Company | Venue: The Other Place, Stratford Upon Avon | Press Night: 22nd May 1996.
London Tranfer: Pit, London | Press Night: 5th November 1996.
 
 
The General From America
Year: 1996 | Character: Colonel Hamilton  The Royal Shakespeare Company | Venue: Swan Theatre, Stratford Upon Avon | Press Night: 23rd July 1996.
London Tranfer: Pit, London | Press Night: 18th February 1997.

Tis The Season

 Norsey Wood photo by Ian in Billericay

Norsey Wood photo by Ian in Billericay

I belong to an On-Line Writers Group and we’ve got a Christmas Blog up and running.

There’s some artwork, humor, holiday recipes and stories going up there daily.

So what is somebody like me- who just finished two stories about cannibals- doing over there?

I’ve found a way to work in Tequila and David Tennant onto a Christmas Blog.

I am So clever…

HAHAHAHAHHA

So check it out over the holidays, it’ll be something fun to read.

:::visit::::

CHRISTMAS AT RIVERSLEIGH

Have You Hugged Your Governor Today?

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I’ve had a lot of fun at Sarah Palin’s expense…which must at least give a chuckle to those Vampires at the RNC who got stuck buying Palin a bunch of new clothes and her husband’s silk boxer shorts…

but in the middle of the train wreck that was Sarah Palin-

 my State re-elected our Governor- Chris Gregoire- and Gregoire is a Governor we can be proud of.

Here in Washington state we don’t have to wonder what Gregoire will do to us on the world stage everytime she opens her mouth- and we can also not worry about the fact that a very large percentage of the population sits around praying like crazy for her to say something stupid for a cheap thrill.

When Gregoire’s  challenger- a Bush Light chucklehead who thought he could win a campaign by saying Chris Gregoire released sex offenders in the community  who in turn were waiting to molest your children-Gregoire didn’t go nasty back on them.

I would have.

And it would have involved toilet paper, eggs and underwear hanging from somebody’s trees.

But then again, no one would ever elect me to anything.

Anyway.

Governor Gregoire stuck to the issues, she acted with class and she has always done right by us here in Washington and in the end she won the election.

Which makes me feel good to know that if you do the right things good things will come back to you.

So

Gov. Gregoire if I haven’t said it before I’m glad you’re our Governor

and Alaska all I can say is…

Thank You

for Sarah Palin

in these trying times we could all use a laugh- a good one- and in

 Sarah ‘Caribou Barbie’ Palin you have given us that.

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Governor Chris Gregoire

and

President Elect Barack Obama

In Seattle Washington

February 2008

:::additional stories:::

From PBS:::Washington Gov. Gregoire Wins Re-election

Rossi’s loss to Gov. Gregoire leaves state GOP in dire straits

Gregoire Wins; Democrats Increase Majority to 29

Gregoire campaign manager on her ‘decisive win’

McCain’s Brain Concedes!

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Do you know what I’m going to miss the most about John McCain and Sarah Palin?

Yes

 there are some things I’m going to miss like:::

the nights I would stare at my ceiling or off into space and wonder what life would be like without Caribou Barbie Jokes and Stories

and of course

things like

those great episodes of McCain’s Brain:::

This one is called McCain’s Brain Concedes

Thank God for LINKS like these- just in case you start missing things like

My Favorite McCain’s Brain Episode

McCain’s Brain #4: The Second Debate

visit

SECRET SAUCE TV

and meet the people who brought you

McCain’s Brain!

 

Post Election Analysis

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Oh sure.

Like I could do one of those right now- I am so wiped out from all of the excitement I fell asleep on my feet at work yesterday.

I’ll deal with this later.

a.m.