And Whatever Walks There…

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Photograph(s) copyright Shaun O’Boyle  

Over the week I watched some shows as well as a couple of movies about abandoned insane asylums.

One  of my favorite shows is called Ghost Adventures where the investigators are running around ” screaming did you see that, did you see that” ( no, and I doubt if they did either, being that most of the action takes place in the dark ) during the course of their investigations.

Anyway.

Ghost Adventures is always a good watch and I enjoyed watching them do their build up  (their interviews with witnesses are great, they just open the mic and go for it ) to the big night when they would be locked down in the haunted asylum– which as I’ve already mentioned was my topic of the week.

But as I watched and- make no mistake- I enjoyed the stories, it did make me feel bad for the ‘ghosts’ who were supposed to haunt these places- because in the story- be it a ghost hunter show, or a movie- is the not so subtle message that if you were mentally ill in life you’re going to be in the after life as well.

I would argue that maybe– if you were to not head down to the morgue in these places to look for ghosts ( I’ve worked in morgues, mostly I might do some cleaning or paperwork- and they are BORING BORING PLACES ) and really thought about it you might realize that you’re in a building where some weird things are happening and all that is actually in the room with you is…

you

and the room.

You might come to the conclusion that maybe Shirley Jackson is right- maybe some buildings are not sane and what walks in them doesn’t walk alone-

especially if you’re foolish enough to go into those places by yourself.

Hill House, not sane, stood by itself against its hills, holding darkness within; it had stood so for eighty years and might stand for eighty more. Within, walls continued upright, bricks met neatly, floors were firm, and doors were sensibly shut; silence lay steadily against the wood and stone of Hill House, and whatever walked there, walked alone.”

Abandoned NJ Psychiatric Hospital

Abandoned NJ Psychiatric Hospital

Another Bloody Musical?!

When I go shopping at the grocery and I’m waiting in line to be checked out

I don’t watch TV on those little screens above the cash registers.

I don’t reach for ” People ” magazine, or one of those snacks or paperbook books they put on those racks that divide the lines.

I’m pretty good about not going for the impulse items.

HOWEVER

I have been known to shove baby strollers, old people and seeing eye dogs out of my way in order to get my hands on the Weekly World News if Bat Boy was on the cover.

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If you have to write stories about Vampires or Bat People, for heaven’s sake tell a good story- and I happen to think that the Bat Boy stories were darn great stories.

And I’m not alone.

Bat Boy is a musical now…oh hurray!

A MUSICAL!

 

Here’s the LINK

Trust me…you do NOT want to miss out on the coolness that is

BAT BOY

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Cle Lures

I looked it up Cle:

LURE Main Entry: 1lure 

Function:
noun
Date:
14th century

1:  a: an inducement to pleasure or gain : enticement b: appeal , attraction

PICTURE:
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It Made My Ears Bleed

Somethings in life will bring you great joy…

pictures like this one for instance:

This song made my ears bleed.

And Then The Earth Moved

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Barack Obama Won.

John McCain did not win

and Sarah Palin is still an idiot.

If you can believe it I have a question ….

an important question

and it’s important….

so think on it carefully before you answer

 

Oh. God. Anita.

I was talking to some friends

about Politics.

We talk about politics and political strategy a lot.

Most of the time

when they’re talking about really big issues

somewhere in the back of my mind I’m thinking…

It takes a brave man to wear a crushed  velvet suit to a wedding.

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Blame It On Shakespeare PT.2

From his lips to your ears…why David Tennant is moving along to other things.

Notice…he’s covering for Shakespeare…by not bringing him up in this interview.

Actually I’m not sure about that.

Most of the time when Tennant is on TV I don’t actually listen to what he says.

Gosh.

When I think about it.

Fans like me he does not need.

Actor David Tennant announced tonight that he is quitting at the end of 2009 and has come on Breakfast to talk about it.

 

dww

Blame It On Shakespeare Pt1

When David Met David

The guy in this video could be the next

Doctor Who.

The beauty of this video is simple.

You can see both Doctors together.

Captain Jack

would

LOVE THIS.

( this is for my friends who have the Captain Jack thing going on )

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Now

Back to the important part of the story.

Here

it is…

the two

Doctors.

 

A sneak preview of the Dr Who Christmas special shown during BBC 1’s Children in Need show, has renewed speculation that the actor David Morrissey could succeed David Tennant.

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I could SO be on board for that change.

I mean…did yo see him dance?

Yowza.

(until the bbc pulls it…here’s the Christmas Promo with both Doctors)

Pirate Theme Song Saturday

What do two of my favorite things in the world…

Pirates and David Tennant

have in common?

Absolutely

NOTHING

Trust me, I checked.

But I did find a neat Pirate Tune / Doctor Who mashup that looked like fun

 so sing it in good health and enjoy the D.W. clips.

Force yourself.

It will be worth it.

“The Pirates That Don’t Do Anything”

we are the pirates we don’t do anything
we just stay at home, and lie around
and if you ask us, to do anything
we’ll just tell you, we don’t do anything

well I’ve never been to Greenland
and I’ve never been to Denver
and I’ve never buried treasure in ST Louie or ST Paul
and I’ve never been to Moscow
and I’ve never been to Tampa
and I’ve never been to Boston in the fall

we are the pirates we don’t do anything
we just stay at home, and lie around
and if you ask us, to do anything
we’ll just tell you, we don’t do anything

and I’ve never hoist the main sail
and I’ve never swabbed the poop deck
and I’ve never veered starboard, cause I’ve never sailed at all
and I’ve never walked the gang plank
and I’ve never owned a parrot.
and I’ve never been to Boston in the fall

we are the pirates we don’t do anything
we just stay at home, and lie around
and if you ask us, to do anything
we’ll just tell you, we don’t do anything

I’ve never plucked a rooster
and I am not too good at ping-pong
and I’ve never thrown my mashed potatoes up against the wall
and I’ve never kissed a chipmunk,
and I’ve never gotten head lice
and I have never been to Boston in the fall

(pirate captains log 2002
who be this band relient k
and why they be so full of contradictions)

we don’t know what he did
but we’re down with captain kidd
we don’t wake up before lunch
but we all eat captain crunch
we don’t smoke, we don’t chew
we watch captain kangaroo

and I’ve never licked a spark-plug
and I’ve never sniffed a stink bug
and I’ve never painted Daisies on a big red rubber ball
and I’ve never bathed in yogurt
and I don’t look good in leggings
and I’ve never been to Boston in the fall

we are the pirates who don’t do anything
we just stay at home, and lie around
and if you ask us, to do anything
we’ll just tell you, we don’t do anything

we are the pirates we don’t do anything
we just stay at home, and lie around
and if you ask us, to do anything
we’ll just tell you, we don’t do anything

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