Caribou Chuckles

According to some map on CNN Washington State is ‘ up for grabs ‘ because all of us out here in the Pacific Northwest are SO in love with Caribou Barbie.

So here’s some insight from:

a woman

who is from Washington State

and can take a joke- which is what this survey must have been:

Okay CNN guys…good one but here are some facts about Washington State-

First of all:

The last time we had a Republican Governor was in 1980 and the last time our state went to a Republican Presidential candidate was in 1984. I doubt if we would entertain the thought of supporting a Republican candidate like  McCain who has to date told 52 whopping big lies that are now plastered all over Youtube and the internet and his VP Pick Chick who thinks that being able to see Russia from her back yard counts as Foreign Policy Experience.

Washington state has given things to the world like Jimmy Hendrix, Mount St. Helens and the Lady Washington– that bitchin’ ship that was used in  the Star Trek Movie ” Generations ” as well as the  “Pirates of the Caribbean” movies 

and 

FYI one of the ” Founding Fathers ” of Seattle was a woman named Lou Graham  – she was a Madam.

Like Frank Sinatra said, we do it our way in Washington State.

 We’re not  going to get into lockstep with a bunch of Republicans from Alaska. I’m not saying anything bad about Alaska but Hell the reality is, we’re not even in lockstep with the Eastern half of our own state.

So whatever it was they were drinking at CNN when they came up with that factoid- share it with the rest of us.

We could all use a good laugh about now.

David Tennant Says: Lock Up Your Sons!

David Tennant wins an award and should win another for recognizing

loose women in his acceptance speech –

It’s appreciated it David.

By loose women everywhere.

Of which I am not one of.

Really.

And the first one of you to show up and argue with me are SO going to be featured here.

a.m.

“Please, Ask This One About Dinosaurs”

I don’t care what anyone says.

I will always believe that

Hillary Clinton wrote this.

And it’s

brilliant.

Direct link to SNL clip

 HERE

( youtube will probably pull this soon, but direct link to NBC will still work)

Alaska Women Reject Palin Rally

More pictures and story HERE

Does Somebody Need A Hug?

So last night I’m at this meeting

and my friends who are

 Obama supporters are talking about the Polls and McCain.

I point out two very simple facts:

John McCain is a liar.

The mainstream media are tools.

Put the two together and you will have enough BS to fertilze every field and  yard and still have enough to over flow every single toilet in

the United States, Canada and Mexico.

So what do we do they asked me.

Do this I said:

 

Sux To Be You Sarah Palin!

It must sux to be Sarah Palin.

But don’t feel sorry for her, it’s all in God’s Plan.

Wow.

It must be true…God DOES have a sense of humor.

from Funny Or Die

Best Of….

Do you know if you Google ‘David Tennant’ and put in

‘Best Of ‘

you get the following:

David Tennant is an actor.

He happens to be very good at what he does – he stars as ” Doctor Who ” and he’s done some wicked great projects.

But someone somewhere thought this picture was

” the best of David Tennant “

How shallow, how sexist,

how right they are

Johnny B. Bad

I’m a fan of the show ” Burn Notice “- Burn Notice is a show about spies- anyway- what I’ve learned from that show is that when you want to hide something or someone

 the best place to hide it is in plain sight.

So with all this talk about how McCain arrived at the decision to chose Sarah ” Caribou Barbie ” as his VP I followed that pointer and lo and behold found McCain’s reasons for chosing Caribou Barbie all over the internet…

and here’s one of those reason.

Well.

Technically two.

See for yourself:

from Funny Or Die