Join Caribou Barbie and her Husband and his fellow members
of
and do your part to protect Alaska from
PUTIN’S FLOATING HEAD OF DEATH!
Remember Guys and Gals
He’s Everywhere:
and now a message from Caribou Barbie:
So Guys and Gals
Let’s all work together to
Keep Alaska Safe for Alaskans…the rest of you are just
like
you know
screwed.
Sorry.
But oh hey…here’s my Minister, maybe he can help you out the way he helped me!
Caribou Baribe
Irregular Bones 
She can burn Pooty-Put or whoever his puppet replacement is out of the sky with her laser-beam eyes. The Kawasaki lenses just enhance and further direct the beam. Dontcha know!