A Joke:

While suturing a cut on the hand of a 75-year old Texas rancher whose hand was caught in a gate while working cattle, the doctor struck up a conversation with the old man. Eventually the topic got around to Sarah Palin  and her bid to be a heartbeat away from being President.

The old rancher said, ‘Well, ya know, Palin is a post turtle.’

Not being familiar with the term, the doctor asked him what a post turtle  was.

The old rancher said, ‘When you’re driving down a country road and you  come across a fence post with a turtle balanced on top, that’s a post turtle.’

The old rancher saw a puzzled look on the doctor’s face, so he continued  to explain. ‘You know she didn’t get up there by herself, she doesn’t belong up there, she doesn’t know what to do while she is up there, and you just wonder what kind of dumb ass put her up there to begin with:

Caribou Barbie does Youtube:

A little song:

You’ve already heard it a hundred times. Sarah Palin says she opposed the, “Bridge to Nowhere,” but as Charlie Gibson recently pointed out, she was for the Bridge before she was against it. Well, facts don’t matter in a presidential campaign, so Palin’s been repeating the story at every public appearance. She seems to have forgotten about a little invention called the video camera.

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