He aimed for her butt and missed…
God.
Can’t that man do anything right?
Month: August 2008
The Russia Thing Made Easy
It’s sort of hard to follow this thing with Georgia and Russia when most of our “Reporters” can’t even pronounce the names of the people involved
or
the
places involved-
Not that it matters to our media.
They’re not big picture, detail-oriented types…in case you haven’t noticed.
So I’m going to help you out because when I took Russian History, I learned it from a teacher who…
get this
actually lived in Russia.
Plus I like to make politics easy to understand so here it goes:
These Guys
are willing to risk starting World War III with
this guy
to get this guy
Elected President.
Got it?
Good.
Yeah.
It’s that simple.
Don’t Cliff Me John! Don’t Cliff Me !
So after a long day at work I get home and there’s a message on my machine.
It’s from my friend.
He says three words.
” More David Tennant “
Oh and if you can actually hear the click as someone angrily punches their hang up button
it’s was four words.
Let me tell you
my friends had better appreciate me
because if I were to get pulled up into a spaceship they would be absolutely friendless.
Think about it you whinners…and this is for you!
An Olympic Moment At I.B.
Freedom Of Speech- I Has It
Sorry to interrupt my daily post- I’ll be back later with some fun stuff but for today:
This is a note to those sneaky bastards in my non-cyber world
who crawl all over my blogs
not because they like what I do
but because
they’re just snoops who don’t like my politics or my activist work…
So this one is for you , you nasty little creepers.
To My Creepers:
Do you know what I like to do?
I like to write about people who really tick me off.
Sometimes I turn them into monster fodder in my fiction stories
and sometimes I just come here and write
ALL ABOUT IT
and unlike the couple dozen people you might reach every few days
I reach HUNDREDS
every single day
and those hundreds are from all over the world.
Now
piss
off.
a.m.
Fun Stuff From Pualani K.
God You’re Mean
Pearl collects the rent…and a maybe a body part or two as well…you’ll have to watch it and see for yourself
from::
Health Nuts
Cle passed this along to her friends – cause you know she cares about our health and all
Funny Degrees
If a person does this it’s assault.
If a puppy does it
it’s cute.
Now that is sort of funny.
You know, somebody put a lot of work into this one.
I admire that in a world where everyone wants everthing done yesterday.
So I think this is pretty funny.
This is a picture of Doctor Who.
It’s here because at some point
my friends will start nagging me to post one.
They won’t post them at their blogs
because
they don’t want people to know they’re perving over David Tennant.
It’ll be over the next few hours ( and maybe days )
they’ll show up here or call my house and ask if I was talking about them
AGAIN.
I keep saying ‘no’ and they keep believing me.
Now that IS funny.
a.m.
Fun Stuff To Do When You Get Old
I am So going to do this:
Irregular Bones 
