The Russia Thing Made Easy

It’s sort of hard to follow this thing with Georgia and Russia when most of our “Reporters” can’t even pronounce the names of the people involved

or

the

 places involved-

Not that it matters to our media.

They’re not big picture, detail-oriented types…in case you haven’t noticed.

So I’m going to help you out because when I took Russian History, I learned it from a teacher who…

get this

actually lived in Russia.

Plus I like to make politics easy to understand so here it goes:

 

These Guys

are willing to risk starting World War III with

this guy

to get this guy

Elected President.

Got it?

Good.

Yeah.

It’s that simple.

Don’t Cliff Me John! Don’t Cliff Me !

So after a long day at work I get home and there’s a message on my machine.

It’s from my friend.

He says three words.

” More David Tennant “

Oh and if you can actually hear the click as someone angrily punches their hang up button

it’s was four words.

Let me tell you

my friends had better appreciate me

because if I were to get pulled up into a spaceship they would be absolutely friendless.

Think about it you whinners…and this is for you!