So I have this neighbor that my entire family has known for over 20 years.

When I told her my nephew died she didn’t call to pass her condolences on to the Family- who at times were the only people on the block who would speak to her.

Nope.

Instead she called the City to complain about the grass being to tall along my fence that does not line her property.

Anyone want to buy my house?

 It borders

 The Inner Circle of Hell

so you’ll save boodles on your heating bills during the winter

and right now

Hell is Freezing over so it’s pretty cool around here despite the warm weather….

 

It’s Saturday.

I’m about to make a PEZ run

and

my favorite Capri pants and t-shirt that I like to wear when I go into creative mode

 have been lightly sceneted

with

my favorite perfume…which is Marshmallow Mist Body Spray…

and I have spent the past 24 hours watching

The Twilight Zone Marathon.

All of this means:

I feel like the Bees Knees

I’m going to be doing a lot of writing.

But first I believe I shall rock a little….

THIS LITTLE GIRL`S GONE ROCKIN` – Lyrics

I WROTE MY MOM A LETTER AND THIS IS WHAT I SAID…

WELLA WELLA WELLA WELLA WASHED ALL THE DISHES AND I DID A LOT MORE,

 I EVEN BOUGHT THE DINNER AT THE GROCERY STORE.

AND NOW, MOM, YOU`LL FIND THE KEY NEXT DOOR,

 THIS LITTLE GIRL`S GONE ROCKIN`.

 I LEFT SOME BISCUITS FOR THE PUP, I PUT FRESH WATER IN HIS CUP.

AND NOW I`M OFF, I`M GONNA LIVE IT UP, THIS LITTLE GIRL`S GONE ROCKIN`.

WELL, I`LL BE HOME ABOUT TWELVE TONIGHT, AND NOT A MINUTE, MINUTE LATER,

DON`T FORGET THE FRONT DOOR LIGHT, THAT`S ALL FOR NOW, I`LL SEE YOU LATER, GATOR.

YOU`LL FIND EACH THING THAT YOU WANTED DONE, I`M OFF TO MEET THAT SPECIAL ONE.

AND BOY OH BOY WILL WE HAVE FUN,

`CAUSE THIS LITTLE GIRL`S GONE ROCKIN`.

 Talent.

Some of us have it.

And some of us don’t.