“Being a pirate is all fun and games ’til somebody loses an eye;
It hurts like the blazes and makes you make faces,
And you can’t let your mates see you cry.
Life’s so one-dimensional, so unconventional, no bloody need to ask why…
Being a pirate is all fun and games ’til somebody loses an eye!”
Seattle Seafair Pirates- Kings of The Pacific Northwest since 1949
! PIRATES !
Irregular Bones 
It’s all part
Of being a pirate (a pirate! a pirate!)
You can’t be a pirate
With all of your pa-aa-arts!
OH!
It’s all part
Of being a pirate (a pirate! a pirate!)
You can’t be a pirate
With all of your parts!
Being a pirate is all fun and games
’til somebody loses a hand
It squirts and it spurts and it bloody well hurts
Turns you blue, Ill have you understand,
And it makes you feel cruddy the day that somebody
Gives you a brand new baby grand….
Being a pirate is all fun and games
’til somebody loses a hand!
Being a pirate is all fun and games
’til somebody loses a leg
It hurts like the dickens,
Your pace never quickens
While hopping around on one leg
So all of you prancers and flamenco dancers
Can bloody well go suck and egg —
Being a pirate is all fun and games
’til somebody loses a leg!
It makes me irate,
It hardly seems fair,
You can’t be a pirate
If you are all there!
Wenches and Scurvy Sea Dogs…
Please give a- well, whatever you have left
and thank
Ms Barker for a lovely performance
very cute pirate pussy
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