I was walking past the mental hospital the other day, and all the patients were shouting, ’13…13….13…13.’
(Yeah, I know, you are surprised that I was on the OUTSIDE)
The fence was too high to see over, but I saw a little gap in the
planks and looked through to see what was going on.
Some idiot poked me in the eye with a stick.
Then they all started shouting. ’14…14…14…14….’.
Do you know I have never written about Monkeys?
God knows why I haven’t done it yet.
I love monkeys.
I love monkeys because they drive Creationists nuts…I mean, Dinosaurs don’t seem to bother them..but Monkeys?
They HATE monkeys.
Anyway.
I love monkeys.
And today I’m writing about them because these Scientists found some monkeys in Thailand that can fish.
Hey.
I’m willing to bet two Pez dispenser and a pack of Grape flavored Pez that those little Monkeys could do that all along.
Geeze.
It doesn’t count unless a Scientist sees it?
Wow.
Does that mean I don’t exist until a Scientist sees me?
Tue Jun 10, 6:59 AM ET
A long-tailed macaque monkey looks for fish in a river in Lesan, East Kalimantan, Indonesia, in Sept. 2007. Long-tailed macaque monkeys have a reputation for knowing how to find food, whether it be grabbing fruit from jungle trees or snatching a banana from a startled tourist. Now, researchers say they have discovered groups of the silver-haired monkeys in Indonesia that fish.
(AP Photo/Mel White)
So.
In Colorado these two robbers wore panties ( well…Thongs to be precise ) over their faces ( well noses I guess ) in an attempt to disguise themselves during an armed robbery.
Hey, I’m surprised that a guy who would wear a panty on his face would carry a gun during an armed robbery…if I had to put a weapon into the hand of a Panty Bandit it would be one of those fake Lasar Blasters or Rifle Blasters that they use Battlestar Galactica.
But you know.
it is a brilliant plan.
( The Thong part )
If a guy was wearing a thong on his face while robbing you well…come one could you ID him?
Didn’t think so.
a.m.
Surveillance video shows two robbers wearing thongs for masks.
Story
Just a little shout out to the Oil Sucking Demons that have nested in the White House.
So.
You want to know what I do
when serious people
ask me
serious questions about the things I write?
I answer by writing posts about David Tennant.
Seriously.
Ha.
The days of American Babies whining for what they believe is theirs
is coming to an end.
John McInsane is going to see to that.
Gas could be 5.00 a Gallon by the Fourth Of July.
Oh gee.
Why wait that long to jerk the price up- and why call it at 5.00- why doesn’t that freaking son of a She Demon and Devil’s Spawn that sued his way into the White House and all of his Oil Buddies just yank it up to 10.00 a gallon.
Oh George…FYI- if the price of gas is going to go up AGAIN…why not start another war and to quote Dickens, ” decrease the surplus population” ?
That way when the shrieking over the prices of Gas hits a new high the sound of the screaming won’t be as deafening…
not that those Mother F*&^%$#@s that are growing like noxious weeds in the Bush Garden of Evil seem to hear the screaming that’s going on right now.
November can’t get here quick enough…
Thank you Baby Jesus…it looks like there is:
Irregular Bones 