How boring is the world we live in?
I’m glad you asked because I have THE answer.
It is so boring that
no one made a big deal out of the fact that
Hula Hoops have been with us for 50 years.
FIFTY YEARS.
So get your Hoops out and Hula Already
What are you waiting for?
The Anniversary of the Yo- Yo
which I’ll bet gets ignored too…
Geeze.
It was a bad day.
It was one of those I feel invisible days.
It was one of those ” if I got sucked up into an alien space ship from Mars or burst into flames I’ll bet no one would notice” kind of days.
You know.
It has been one THOSE days.
So when I come home from work in a worse then usual mood I smell something coming from the hallway that goes into my bedroom and there I find
a bird wing
the hind quarters of something – don’t ask me what it was
a little pile of guts
And
sitting there purring his little heart out is my psycho cat
Blitzer.
He’s purring so loud his body is shaking and then he meows and climbs up my leg to my shoulder.
You know it is true…the little things that we do for each other counts for a lot.
Even if those little things attracts flies.
From Drug Addiction to theft Cindy ” McInsane ” McCain Wife of Keating Five Member and Republican Presumptive Nominee John ” McInsane ” McCain has once again been accused of recipe theft.
” It wasn’t my fault ” said the former Addict in her kitchen to this reporter, ” I told my kitchen help to please FAX the recipes that I do enjoy making for my family to the journalist that I was working with and the cookie one was the only one written in English. All the rest were written in Spanish. “
In a totally unrelated incident yesterday, every single Mexican in the state of Arizona was deported ( story on next page )
I love Science.
I love to write Fiction.
So.
That means…
I love to make fun of Science Fiction…
actually I didn’t make this I found it at:::
It’s new ( well to me )
it’s exciting.
There a story about this giant fish and dog and…um.
Go see it for yourself here:
when you’re done visit
The Struggling Writer.
He shouldn’t have to Struggle
He’s THAT good.
Enjoy.
You will.
Promise
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So today I spent time in Spokane.
I stayed in a room next to a river, where I did some writing and ordered room service.
I ate Pizza, Crab Cakes and drank Cranberry Juice with a little Sprite added in for some bubbles.
Which I love
You know bubbles.
I love bubbles.
Anyway.
I felt like one of those spoiled, thin well kept women.
Oh.
In case anybody ask you…
God is in Spokane, Washington.
It’s a fact.
a.m.
Last week some chuckle-head blogger who said Rachael Ray was throwing secret signs to terrorists distracted me from celebrating Friday.
Friday aka David Tennant Day- which is pretty much a religious holiday here at The Bones- was put on hold because sometimes chuckle-heads and chowder-brains just need to be dealt with.
But today…let me say with determination and conviction…
Ladies and Gentlemen
THE DOCTOR IS IN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
and Friday’s Episode of Doctor Who looks like the reason why TV’s were invented.
YES
I believe that.
In 1926, Agatha Christie disappeared for 10 days. Was it amnesia? A nervous breakdown? Or a Giant Alien Wasp..? As Russell T Davies’s Bafta Award-winning time-travelling drama continues, the Doctor and Donna join forces with the world’s most famous crime novelist to encounter a body in the library, poisoned cocktails and a Vespiform seeking revenge.
Visit The Unicorn And The Wasp
Have a great Friday you all.
It’s all about words today here at the Bones.
If you could banish a word from the English Language what would it be?
Me.
I would flush the word boing.
Heck.
I wouldn’t even bother to flush it, I’d take a plunger and jam it down the first toilet I could get too before I could stomp it out of existance.
Who the hell came up with that one?
Boing.
It serves no darn purpose.
Oh and while I’m at it I say we loose Awesome…I don’t hate the word Awesome I just think it would be funny to see what happens if people can’t short cut a view by heading down ‘awesome avenue’ instead of EXPLAINING why they think something is so spectacular it sucks the air out fo their lungs and makes them feel that the Universe is truly a very big place and that feeling sends a tingle up and down their spine.
So … think about it what word would you like to lose?
Irregular Bones 