Modern Love Sucks

Cut Flowers.

Give them to someone you love.

How morbid.

How useless.

How strange

But I think I get it- back in the caveman days I’ll bet a male showed his love by killing and dragging home a Woolly Mammoth( by his teeth no less ) to prove his ability to care for his intended.

So instead of a giant dead animal in these modern times you get a giant bunch of dead flowers.

Aim high people.

I say ask for the Woolly Mammoth.

 

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