From Drug Addiction to theft Cindy ” McInsane ” McCain Wife of Keating Five Member  and Republican Presumptive Nominee John ” McInsane ” McCain has once again been accused of recipe theft.

” It wasn’t my fault ” said the former Addict in her kitchen to this reporter, ” I told my kitchen help to please FAX the recipes that I do enjoy making for my family to the journalist that I was working with and the cookie one was the only one written in English. All the rest were written in Spanish. “

In a totally unrelated incident yesterday, every single Mexican in the state of Arizona was deported ( story on next page )