I was walking past the mental hospital the other day, and all the patients were shouting, ’13…13….13…13.’
(Yeah, I know, you are surprised that I was on the OUTSIDE)
The fence was too high to see over, but I saw a little gap in the
planks and looked through to see what was going on.
Some idiot poked me in the eye with a stick.
Then they all started shouting. ’14…14…14…14….’.
Do you know I have never written about Monkeys?
God knows why I haven’t done it yet.
I love monkeys.
I love monkeys because they drive Creationists nuts…I mean, Dinosaurs don’t seem to bother them..but Monkeys?
They HATE monkeys.
Anyway.
I love monkeys.
And today I’m writing about them because these Scientists found some monkeys in Thailand that can fish.
Hey.
I’m willing to bet two Pez dispenser and a pack of Grape flavored Pez that those little Monkeys could do that all along.
Geeze.
It doesn’t count unless a Scientist sees it?
Wow.
Does that mean I don’t exist until a Scientist sees me?
Tue Jun 10, 6:59 AM ET
A long-tailed macaque monkey looks for fish in a river in Lesan, East Kalimantan, Indonesia, in Sept. 2007. Long-tailed macaque monkeys have a reputation for knowing how to find food, whether it be grabbing fruit from jungle trees or snatching a banana from a startled tourist. Now, researchers say they have discovered groups of the silver-haired monkeys in Indonesia that fish.
(AP Photo/Mel White)
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