So.
In Colorado these two robbers wore panties ( well…Thongs to be precise ) over their faces ( well noses I guess ) in an attempt to disguise themselves during an armed robbery.
Hey, I’m surprised that a guy who would wear a panty on his face would carry a gun during an armed robbery…if I had to put a weapon into the hand of a Panty Bandit it would be one of those fake Lasar Blasters or Rifle Blasters that they use Battlestar Galactica.
But you know.
it is a brilliant plan.
( The Thong part )
If a guy was wearing a thong on his face while robbing you well…come one could you ID him?
Didn’t think so.
a.m.

Surveillance video shows two robbers wearing thongs for masks.
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