Real archaeologists don’t have whips

I can vouch for that.

I wanted to be an archaeologist pre- Indiana Jones ( this was in 1973 or maybe 1974  so I was about 10 ) until I met one.

He was wearing a Grateful Dead t-shirt and reeked like Patchouli and when I asked if he had ever been in a mummy’s tomb  he said yes, several in fact.

 So of course I asked

” are they really cursed? “

And he says no.

He enjoyed telling me no.

Jerk.

So I said,  ” that’s too bad. “

I decided to be a Mortician after that.