more crabs from
Month: March 2008
More Boobs In the White House!
Tired of watching this thing between Hills and Barry?
Then consider supporting
the Goldwater / Miller ticket.
Look they’ve got an official site and hats and bumberstickers:
Official Goldwater / Miller Site
FYI
This isn’t a beer Promo- but I must say, Stephanie Miller fans seem to indulge …. A LOT
Anyway…like all good candidates Goldwater/ Miller have even put out a hit ad.
This is their version of
Yes We Can…
Only it’s cheesy.
And Bad.
And the song sux.
But at this stage of the Election Game
I’m ready for a good laugh.
And Then My Brain Exploded
I’m with Hillary on one point- the media does blow her off.
The tragedy is that when they ignore her we miss out on human interest stories like this one:
HEY!
Shame on you media people
shame on YOU!
Marked By The Beast
Simon’s Cat
is funny if you have never, in your life, had a cat.
Otherwise you’ll just watch this and cry.
Enjoy!
May I See A Show Of Hands?
There have been lots and I mean a lot of things
you could say
that have made the 2008 race with Obama and the Clintons ….
interesting
For me this is has to be the biggest
WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT MOMENT
yet.
Hillary Clinton just apologized to Black Voters.
Everywhere.
ALL OF THEM.
Man.
That is A LOT OF PEOPLE.
So I’m curious.
Who accepts the apology on their behalf?
I know
! Let’s Vote On it !
Snark.
No No No
This is Dawn Wells.
She played ” Mary Anne ” on Gilligan’s Island-
Yep.
Mary Ann was driving home with her friend Mary Jane and the rest is Celebrity Photo Mug Shot History.
But here’s the part that gets to me…she’s 69, I can’t imagine getting a call from my Mom or Grandmother and having them say, ” I’m in jail and you have to bail me out…”
” Grandma! ” I would cry ” WTF happened! ”
( in real life I’d never use the eff word to either of my Grandmothers-deal with it )
( in real life I’d never use the eff word to either of my Grandmothers-deal with it )
” Well honey, they’re charging me with possession.”
Oh Wow.
I can’t even imagine what would happen next….my brain just shut down.
Sage Advice
So this person who was in this writing group I belonged to
deleted and destroyed work on a community blog.
She even stole some things from our group and has put them out as her own works.
So to cheer us up I gave them some Sage Advice.
I said:
I’m still here and so is everybody else she screwed with.
Yes Indeed.
Still here.
Writing.
And then I said:
Somethings you can’t erase – no matter how many times you hit the delete button.
And somethings never change no matter how many times you tap the enter key.
Politics From The Bones
See that guy standing next to McCain?
He’s interested in the V.P Spot.
Don’t be fooled
It’s not Bruce Campbell…so don’t vote for him.
YES
I checked.
.
Posted: 05:05 PM ET
What can I say besides….don’t let the door smack you on the backside as you leave Geraldine…
All She Had To Do Was Aim And Fire…
She did exactly what she was supposed to do.
Duh.
Incoming!
Sinbad, along with singer Sheryl Crow, was on that 1996 trip to Bosnia that Clinton has described as a harrowing international experience that makes her tested and ready to answer a 3 a.m. phone call at the White House on day one, a claim for which she’s taking much grief on the campaign trail.
Um…the one who will be answering the phone at 3am if Hillary becomes President?
Snark.
An Open Letter To Barack Obama
I think this is funny.
Some people think it’s scary.
I posted this video at my other blog and was invited to go F$#@! myself
oh and there was comment about me and fire and the Devil eating my guts for dinner.
I’m surprised…as a nation we have gone from thinking anything that Paris ” doesn’t wear underwear so she’ll get in the press ” Hilton does is news to wishing death on people who don’t agree with us politically.
I’m not sure which is worse.
Anyways…enjoy the letter.
Irregular Bones 