Return of The Obama Girl

 The Obama girl is out with a new Web video.. 

Wow…the Obama Girl argument sounds much more civil then what I hear in regular conversations about the ’08 Race. Maybe we should sing about it instead of yelling and wear cuter outfits instead of those slogan t-shirts.

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from CNN

( really…this link goes to CNN…this is a REAL STORY! )

The Cookie Made Me Do It

plate of Oreos

If I tried to use this as an excuse I’d get  the ticket  AND a Court Ordered Mental Health evaluation

 By Associated Press

SALISBURY, Conn. (AP) – Police say a man’s excuse for speeding through a small Connecticut town takes the cake – or, at least, the cookie.A state trooper who stopped the 1993 BMW last fall says its driver, 28-year-old Justin Vonkummer of Millerton, N.Y., blamed his driving problems on an errant Oreo.

Vonkummer told the trooper that an Oreo had just slipped from his fingers as he dunked it in a cup of milk, and that he was trying to fish it out when he lost control of his car.

Prosecutors learned in court this week that Vonkummer had been charged with speeding and driving under a suspended license – not driving under the influence, as a clerk had mistakenly noted in the court records.

Vonkummer’s attorney declined to comment. The case is pending.

The Space Cowboy…

The Space Cowboy… 

…otherwise known as

Docotor Who

aka

Mr. David Tennant

okay…in this interview he talks , but like anybody LISTENS…I mean I just watch his mouth move…but really, he seems interesting enough

God Chat from The Bones

Hi God and Happy Easter….being it’s Jesus big day and all I thought I’d keep this chat in keeping with the day so here we go.

Dear God:

Do you know PEEPS has it’s own site?

and that they no longer just do Easter Candy? They have totally expanded and I’m impressed….those Christmas Tree Peeps are quite the treat.

And do you know there’s a remake of Jaws and Star Wars…with an  all PEEPS cast?

Plus God there’s even a group that does PEEPS research? They study the Basic Science of Peeps and Peeps Health HERE

Now instead of cards here are some  PEEPS pictures…they sort of celebrate your divine inspiration …like stained glass windows in church but you know…funnier.

Oh God up there in the Heavens I know how you feel about this cloning thing….so if I don’t get into cloning will you send one of the Plagues to get the person who made this….

Make your own PEEPS…Heretics…they’re truly a pain aren’t they?

Yeah, I thought you’d agree with me on that.

Well God, it’s been a good Chat.

It’s supposed to be a nice day and I’m super sorry you have to spend the entire thing  in church.

Ha.

Later Gator

and

AHHHPEEEEPPPP.

That BITES!

9 Cops Chase Stolen Doughnut Van

( ONLY NINE!
WTF…
Were the rest of them on vacation? )
9 cops chase stolen doughnut van
By Associated Press
TOLEDO, Iowa – A bevy of officers chased a doughnut delivery van at speeds up to 100 mph before arresting the driver at gunpoint, authorities said.
LINK

It Only Hurts When You Laugh

The men who attached the picture at the bottom of this post to an e-mail as a joke are not sitting in a basement lined with tin foil –

they don’t visit sites like:

CTRL Forums where nobody knows your name

and

they don’t listen to The Conspiracy Channel On Line.

No, the people who passed this picture along via the Internet are NOT sitting in a room with five deadbolts on the door and that door is not monitored by a 24 hour surveillance camera. They are not sleeping on  boxes of sardines in crates and their electricity is not provided by a gasoline generator

They are sitting on the Snohomish City Council in Washington State and from their elected positions they say certainly don’t harbor any ill-feelings towards the Hispanics living in our county.

Really.

Let’s take a look at this ‘joke’…shall we?

Leaving Mexico. Entering MeximericaWelfare Dept. (1/4 MI),

 Social Security (3/4 MI), Free Medical (1 1/4 MI)

 

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Do you know what?

 I beg to differ…

and I would also hazard to say that Snohomish does not deserve the black eye that Councilmen Doug Thorndike and R.C. “Swede” Johnson have given it.

We ALL deserve so much better

LINK to one ( but somewhat anemic story ) HERE:

 

Statement from

 The Diversity Committee of the Snohomish County Democratic Central Committee.

 

The Diversity Committee of the Snohomish County Democratic Central Committee takes a stand against “white privilege” in our county.
Recently two Snohomish City council members used the Internet in an inappropriate manner and must be held accountable for their actions.

      These two members of the council, Council Member Thorndike and Council Member Johnson recently sent an inappropriate email message to another Council Member that was an example of “white privilege”.

      “White privilege is the advantages given freely to white people for no other reason than being born with the “right” skin color. If their skin color had not been white, they would not have been making these jokes. This is no way for an American to treat another American.

      Mr. Thorndike and Mr. Johnson have left question marks with most people about their decision-making process. If either were my employee, this behavior would not be tolerated. As an elected official, I expect a higher standard of leadership than what they displayed.

      It is time that this attitude is removed from our society and the respect of all people be truly adopted.

-Mark Hintz-

Mark is the chair of the Snohomish County Democrats in Washington State. He is also the vice chair of the Washington State Democratic Chairs Organization.

And in the blink of an eye…

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 The explosion of a star halfway across the universe was so huge it set a record for the most distant object that could be seen on Earth by the naked eye….Before it exploded, the star was about 40 times bigger than our sun.

The explosion vaporized any planet nearby.

LINK

Making a smart comment seems petty in the face of an event like this.

I mean in the blink of an eye

my faith in being protected from UV Radiation by smearing sunscreen on my body is gone.

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