So.

 God.

How’s everything little thing with you?

Me?

Well… in case you haven’t noticed I haven’t been talking to you much lately.

 That’s because I’ve been really busy enjoying the Train Wreck that is the world of American Politics

We’re getting close to a ” Lord Of The Flies “ type situation down here so I am totally into the entire experience. I’m just waiting for the tribes to attack each other.

I’m just wondering if in the end people like me will be relevant anymore.

According to the hate mail I’ve gotten recently the answer is

‘no’.

Some of my ‘enlightened sisters’ are really really mad because I’ve joined another tribe and they’re getting ready to cut my head off and stick it on a pole and run it up and down the streets of Ohio.

Anyway….

When I’m not all wrapped up in this new Reality Show

Called

Hills And Barry

( ahem )

I’m amusing myself with dumb stuff on the Internet like:

 

Games

My favorite are the Holiday Hangman Series.

They’re up to

ST PATRICKS DAY HANGMAN

I can’t wait for Easter.

I’m expecting Great Things from these guys.

 

After that I look for cool pictures to send to my friends and family.

 Of course they never acknowledge getting them so I’m not sure if they’re appreciated. I figure I’ll just keep sending them until they start screaming stop like little babies :

photo

Shamelessly Hijacked from b3ta

Oh and I listen to cool music like this:

 

And sometimes I find these stories where what’s between the lines

is much more interesting than what’s actually on them.

The ultimate burn you gesture is in this story.

PS.

Don’t ask me about the TV show mentioned in the story- it’s about Vampires.

I hate Vampire stories- I never watch them on TV and I never read them.

They Suck.

Ha ha ha.

 

Well God Oh Mighty.

While I can still say it

ahhmennnn.

ps 

Just Wondering God:

 if things change will I have to say

OHWIMEN????